There he stood on the set

Helmet on his head, don't forget

He said, "Hey, where am I?

Now maybe, maybe I'm in need of a pie"

I said, "No: life force green, Davy

Nothing going on in this scene

Now shall we head to Level Three?

Let's move before they change the Chromakey"

Hall right now

Davy, it's a hall right now

Hall right now

Davy, it's a hall right now

I looked around for a door

Watching, I saw movement: the floor

He said, "Look, is this game 'bladey'?

Am I gonna end up quite maimed?"

I said, "No, don't be aghast

Floor's unstable. Left now, fast"

He stepped left... in a pit

Now I've dropped a friend into [bleep]

Fall right now

Fatal little fall right now

Fall right now

Fatal little fall right now...