My previous parody of an ELO song was Missed the Bluescreen.

The year is 1988

And Knightmare's on TV

With destiny we have a date

There's no turning back

Our dungeoneer's in Level 3

The deepest of the Dungeon

Within a world he cannot see

On the bluescreen

We turn to stone

Then we are gone

We turn to stone

Turn to stone

Then we're going home

We can't go on

We kept away from cavernwights

We took a crystal and a horn

We used it on the wall, that's right

Blowing blowing blowing

The bearded wizard joined the room

Gave us a spell called UNITAS

And then a gargoyle chanted "Doom"

On the bluescreen

We turn to stone

Then we are gone

We turn to stone

Turn to stone

Then we're going home

We can't go on

Well we went on a quest and we all tried our quest

And we got a long way but it wasn't our day

Because Treguard revealed that we needed the shield

And it made us ashamed and then stone we became

The deadly face upon the wall

Medusa in the hall

Distracting from a floor that's cool

Staring, staring, staring

Without the shield, there's no defence

We turn to stone, we turn to stone

Against the girl and her split ends

On the bluescreen...