Oh no this team

How have they got so far? It makes me scream

Somehow they made it down to Level 2

I didn't think they knew how to tie a shoe

But now they've made one big mistake

And I really want... to see

Them meet their fate

Not long 'til Treguard's gonna come out with "Ooh nasty" and then cast DISMISS

And oh how I hope that it's gonna be related to the thing you missed

Dungeoneer

Don't you know, card is marked

You will meet your doom

If you hold on for one more room

Can you hold on for one more room?

You will meet your doom

Hold on for one more room

You guys are screwed

No matter how much you binge on food

If you'd had half a brain, I'd be less unimpressed

Advisors, you've made a mess out of your own quest

Getting that riddle wrong was poor

And the consequence awaits

Beyond that door...

Not long 'til Treguard's gonna come out with "Ooh nasty" and then cast DISMISS

And oh how I hope that it's gonna be related to the thing you missed

Dungeoneer

Don't you know, card is marked

You will meet your doom

If you hold on for one more room

Can you hold on for one more room?

You will meet your doom

Hold on for one more room

Oh how you make me fume

But you hold on for one more room and

Meet your proper doom

Yeah I know you make me fume

But you hold on for one more room and you'll

Meet your, your proper doom...