<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Parody of Mistletoe and Wine by Cliff Richard]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Based on Mistletoe and Wine by Cliff Richard (1988). By coincidence, I recall one of his concerts being broadcast not long after the series in question ended. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjmGbI-Mnys" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc">Video</a>, <a href="https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/cliffrichard/mistletoeandwine.html" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc">Lyrics</a></p>
<p dir="auto">Tim Child is the king of chromakey things</p>
<p dir="auto">The summer's passed, there's a new beginning</p>
<p dir="auto">"Enter, stranger", start the show</p>
<p dir="auto">Roll the die, off we go</p>
<p dir="auto">Series 3</p>
<p dir="auto">Gavin Gillespie</p>
<p dir="auto">Riddle score of three out of three</p>
<p dir="auto">The bog was quite dire</p>
<p dir="auto">And tricky to see</p>
<p dir="auto">They didn't rejoice</p>
<p dir="auto">When they heard "Ooh nasty"</p>
<p dir="auto">A year of questing, but not of succeeding</p>
<p dir="auto">A year of testing, not retrieving</p>
<p dir="auto">But for watchers this was no disaster</p>
<p dir="auto">Even with fake tan on our dungeon master</p>
<p dir="auto">Series 3</p>
<p dir="auto">Massive toes to flee</p>
<p dir="auto">Children meeting the Brangwen Shee</p>
<p dir="auto">There's lots of enquiries</p>
<p dir="auto">They ask, "Where am I?"</p>
<p dir="auto">You're all in a room</p>
<p dir="auto">And 11 will die</p>
<p dir="auto">"Truth and light"</p>
<p dir="auto">"Justice bright"</p>
<p dir="auto">It's a time for jesters, a time for goblins</p>
<p dir="auto">A time to hear Festus and dodge hobgoblins</p>
<p dir="auto">Knightmare is love, Knightmare is fear</p>
<p dir="auto">No time for Christmas, we'll do it next year</p>
<p dir="auto">Series 3</p>
<p dir="auto">VIM and ENERGY</p>
<p dir="auto">Children meeting old Mrs. G</p>
<p dir="auto">There's caverns of fire</p>
<p dir="auto">And skulls in the air</p>
<p dir="auto">A time to rejoice</p>
<p dir="auto">In the best of Knightmare</p>
<p dir="auto">Series 3</p>
<p dir="auto">High difficulty</p>
<p dir="auto">Three teams made it to Level Three</p>
<p dir="auto">The moggies shoot fire</p>
<p dir="auto">The stardust is free</p>
<p dir="auto">Just make sure you know</p>
<p dir="auto">All about Avebury</p>
<p dir="auto">Series 3</p>
<p dir="auto">Mellisandre's glee</p>
<p dir="auto">Stood on trapdoors perilously</p>
<p dir="auto">When Mogdred shows ire</p>
<p dir="auto">It's "T-O-A-D"</p>
<p dir="auto">And there's Melly's voice</p>
<p dir="auto">Telling Ross to hurry</p>
<p dir="auto">Series 3</p>
<p dir="auto">Loads of us agree:</p>
<p dir="auto">The best telly we'll ever see</p>
<p dir="auto">There's lots to inspire</p>
<p dir="auto">In its wizardry</p>
<p dir="auto">So thanks to Tim Child</p>
<p dir="auto">And to you, ITV</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3095/parody-of-mistletoe-and-wine-by-cliff-richard</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2026 09:20:27 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3095.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Wed, 27 Dec 2017 14:08:59 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Parody of Mistletoe and Wine by Cliff Richard on Fri, 29 Dec 2017 16:33:57 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Thank you. I hadn't settled on my festive song parody for this year until I happened to hear it on the radio.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/50814</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/50814</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Drassil]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 29 Dec 2017 16:33:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Parody of Mistletoe and Wine by Cliff Richard on Thu, 28 Dec 2017 18:38:59 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Fantastic work, love it!!</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/50810</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/50810</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[DuxBellorum]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 28 Dec 2017 18:38:59 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Parody of Mistletoe and Wine by Cliff Richard on Thu, 28 Dec 2017 15:52:29 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Thanks, Annie. I'm glad you enjoyed it. I'm pleased with how it came together.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/50809</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/50809</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Drassil]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 28 Dec 2017 15:52:29 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Parody of Mistletoe and Wine by Cliff Richard on Thu, 28 Dec 2017 14:47:16 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">This is great!</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/50808</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/50808</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Canadanne]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 28 Dec 2017 14:47:16 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>