Oh what a dungeoneer

I said "Ooh nasty" to a hapless dungeoneer

And he's no longer there

'Cause I dismissed him from the dungeon of Knightmare

Well we're at the dungeon party

And you're out there on a quest

With your three friends here to guide you

And you hope you'll be the best

So get your body moving

'Cause the cup needs to be won

Oh, there's a pit

Don't step in it

Sh** sh** sh** sh**

Oh what a dungeoneer

I said "Ooh nasty" to a hapless dungeoneer

And he's no longer there

'Cause I dismissed him from the dungeon of Knightmare

Oh oh oh what a dungeoneer

I said "Ooh nasty" to a hapless dungeoneer

He should've spellcast FLARE

And got it from the wizard with the long white hair

69 teams altogether

Quested through the dungeon lands

As they journeyed down the levels

I would sometimes lend a hand

And I waited for my chair back

So I'd not have to stand

Oh, what a sesh

Oh, cast REFRESH

Twen-ty thir-teen

Oh what's that hat on Fear?!

It's halfway to the ceiling and it brings a tear

It is no "Treguard stare"

A papier-mâché beehive? Well it won't quite scare

Oh oh oh there's an Ashens here

I love a show revival with an Ashens here

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