"Oh dear, what a pity, never mind"

"You were never very good at manoeuvring, were you?"

He's casting HOME, he's casting HOME, he's casting

Merlin's casting HOME

"It's humans nil and dungeon five"

He's casting HOME, he's casting HOME, he's casting

Merlin's casting HOME

[x3]

Everyone seemed to know the doors

They'd seen it all before

Every time, Series 4

Was Dickon gonna be any good?

Make it through Dunkley Wood?

But we saw that he could

And we remember

Four lads on a quest

Rows of blades were gleaming

Brother Mace distressed

Hordriss had been scheming

So many jokes, so many fears

Of losing dungeoneers

None had won for two years

But then we saw the transporter floors

And the pilloried fool

Malice: left eye got sore

And Dooreen's crying

Dickon was the best

Julian's successor

36 pre-quests

Many teams were lesser

"He's done it, master! Dickon has the Crown!"

"I see you have a winner for us! Well, goodness gracious me."

"Spellcasting: U-N-I-T-E"

"What you have achieved is worth far more than any treasure."

I know that was then, and the next time it's Ben

He's casting HOME, he's casting HOME, he's casting

Merlin's casting HOME

[x2]

"The dungeon salutes you. Spellcasting: H-O-M-E"

He's casting HOME, he's casting HOME, he's casting

Merlin's casting HOME...

Four lads on a quest

Ariadne crawling

Got Gundrada stressed

No misguided falling

Four lads on a quest

Skulls and boats were floating

Boatman unimpressed

Hordriss did some gloating

Four lads on a quest

Called Motley a headcase

'Cause he liked to jest

Lied to Melly and Mace