Say "Ooh nasty"

Say it with feeling

That's the way it should be

Say "Ooh nasty"

Say it to losers

Naturally

There was a team

There was an awful team

Less 'walk in the park'

And more 'stab in the dark'

And as they played

What a farce they made

When they dropped into a pit

One phrase just seemed to fit

Say "Ooh nasty"

Say it with anguish

And throughout Series 3

Say "Ooh nasty"

Say it with relish

And with glee

As teams go through

The lonesome dungeon

Seems the hardest thing to do

Is get out of Level 2

Deadly mistakes

Need more than "goodness sakes"

So when I see they've lost the game

Let me emphasise their shame

You know how

Say "Ooh nasty"

Savour the catchphrase

That's the way it should be

Say "Ooh nasty"

Whatever level

1 to 3

So you think you'll beat the dungeon, oh no

Do you know directions, riddles, sidesteps and spelling too?

Quite soon you could be leaving, oh yes

So wallow in the pain

Those words are here again

Say "Ooh nasty"

First as an ad lib

Then quite regularly

Say "Ooh nasty"

Say it to children

Shamelessly

Tell them they've messed up

Fatally