Once upon a time

Not so long ago

Treguard used to work with an elf

One he came to like

And they got on well enough, enough

"Genie" joined the dungeon one day

Winding Treguard up, she calls his beard grey

Right off, ooh the cuff

She says, "You should stop sulking like babe in cot

'Cause it doesn't make a difference

If you like me or not

We've got contestants, and if they think this fun

They're in for a shock

Woah, the dungeon's there

Wo-oah, givin' kids a scare

Don't forget that they call this Knightmare

Wo-oah, givin' kids a scare"

Treguard got quite sickened himself

"It's too deefeecult"

His assistant won't shut up

So gruff, ooh he's gruff

Genie, she just won't go away

When her words start to bite

Tim Child whispers, "Treguard, it's OK, please stay

We've got to hold on to what we've got

'Cause it doesn't make a difference

If you like her or not

We've got contestants, and they expect a lot

We'll give them a shock

Woah, the dungeon's there

Wo-oah, givin' kids a scare

Watchers too, for this is Knightmare

Wo-oah, givin' kids a scare

Givin' kids a scare

They'd better tune in, ready or not

We're living for Fridays: the best that we've got

WOAH, the dungeon's there

WO-OAH, givin' kids a scare

Win or lose, this is always Knightmare

WO-OAH, givin' kids a scare..."

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