I've previously parodied The Look by Roxette.

This isn't the forum's first song parody about a bomb room. Credit for that goes to Emii and her reworking of Bohemian Rhapsody - 15 years ago this week.

You must use the glove, or it's over now

[Team 1 of Series 2]

We've no toads' legs for old Mildread

Leave the witch there in her room

Makes me lonely, there's scares and silence

In the bomb room, with my doom

Should've used the gauntlet then

But knew no way

We did have a glove, but it's over now

We wanted knighthood, but we lost it somehow

We did have a glove, but it's over now

We were pretty much stuffed when the fuse had burnt down

[Team 8 of Series 3]

Low achieving: heavy weather's

What we're making of our quest

Motley's bathing with no water

There's a snake there, we're not stressed

And this is no winner's day

We walk away

No armourer's glove, so it's over now

We wanted knighthood, but we lost it somehow

No armourer's glove, so it's over now

It's where the hand goes

Or else the bomb blows

We did have a glove, but it's over now

We wanted knighthood, but we lost it somehow

We did have a glove, but it's over now

We were pretty much ****ed when the fuse had burnt down

No armourer's glove, so it's over now

It's lost with no gauntlet, and they're sending us out

No armourer's glove, so it's over now

It's where the hand goes

Or else the bomb blows

No armourer's glove, so it's over now

We b**gered it up, so it's over now