Treguard could send us to our doom

We'd say, "You're in a room"

We said it then, we said it later

All day we'd be putting food in stock

For our life force clock

Or it's crumbling

On Knightmare, brother is with me

With classmates since Year 3

A team to dare the dungeon dangers

We've practised our steps from left to right

Ready for the flight

From things the dungeoneer won't see

Turning back is always barred

It runs on CITV

All us kids are stars

Hear the goblin horn, you're scarred

You hope to see Level 3

You only get so far

If you stare at the baddy's eyes

Turning back is always barred

We knew that if our card got marked

Our end was dark

We'd never beat a necromancer

Mogdred could try to make us pledge

Block us on a ledge

Or in a playpen

The whole school

Will evidently know

Watching us at home

If we get muddled with directions

We knew

No matter what our fates

That there'd be nothing greater

That we could do while they had tea

Turning back is always barred

It runs on CITV

All us kids are stars

Watch us with a 'cuppa cha'

With jokers and enemies

Beware the threat of guards

And of Lord Fear in mad disguise

Turning back is always barred

It runs on CITV

All us kids are stars

Just as well there's no HR

Like a dream within a scene

In a dungeon on a screen

Like a disc that's being spun

Like a wall on Level 1

Who won't let you find his name amusing

Name amusing

Monday, the keep is stunning on CITV

Friday, the keep is stunning on CITV

Turning back is always barred

It runs on CITV

All us kids are stars

It is highly above par

Especially Series 3

You only get so far

If the wall doesn't find you wise

Take us back to see your charms

From the wizards to talking trees

It's after Astro Farm

It's worth more than a gold bar

To have you in our story

We're always saying "Ta"

Thanks to Knightmare, we're energised

Turning back is always barred

Stunning on CITV