<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Parody of Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">I don't know why I didn't think of this one sooner, but here's a parody of Danger Zone (Kenny Loggins, 1986) about Lillith. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siwpn14IE7E" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc">Music video here</a>; lyrics via Google. With thanks to Giorgio Moroder for the music.</p>
<p dir="auto">Level One you've entered</p>
<p dir="auto">Lillith you are bound to meet</p>
<p dir="auto">Magic incantation</p>
<p dir="auto">Makes it safe to move your feet</p>
<p dir="auto">"Rock to rock and stone to stone</p>
<p dir="auto">Span the pit and cross the zone"</p>
<p dir="auto">Lounging in her chasm</p>
<p dir="auto">Waiting for a gift from you</p>
<p dir="auto">She wants a Buddha or bouquet</p>
<p dir="auto">And she may give a spell or two</p>
<p dir="auto">"Rock to rock and stone to stone"</p>
<p dir="auto">She'll make it "span the pit and cross the zone"</p>
<p dir="auto">You'll never get to Level Two</p>
<p dir="auto">Unless you please her and go through the serpent's mouth</p>
<p dir="auto">You'll never know all she can do</p>
<p dir="auto">Until you mess it up and Lillith sends you south</p>
<p dir="auto">Standing on her ledge is</p>
<p dir="auto">Never a safe place to be</p>
<p dir="auto">If she's an aching head</p>
<p dir="auto">She's not for sensitivity</p>
<p dir="auto">Ice packs are less danger prone</p>
<p dir="auto">They're a ticket right across the gaping zone</p>
<p dir="auto">"Have no time for boys like you...</p>
<p dir="auto">Crumble, ledge and Akash too"</p>
<p dir="auto">Offer her an empty jar</p>
<p dir="auto">And she'll send you somewhere downward, under par</p>
<p dir="auto">"Have no time for boys from Ash...</p>
<p dir="auto">Crumble, ledge, and boulders crash"</p>
<p dir="auto">Hi, Maeve, you've no afro comb</p>
<p dir="auto">Mary Miller, next year also play a crone</p>
<p dir="auto">"Rock to rock and stone to stone</p>
<p dir="auto">Span the pit and cross the zone..."</p>
<p dir="auto"><img src="https://www.knightmare.com/images/stories/series2/teams/team6/new/death.jpg" alt="" class=" img-fluid img-markdown" /></p>
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