<![CDATA[Knightmare meets automatic subtitles]]>As you may remember from a previous forum thread, The ITV Children's Classics YouTube channel is a source of authorised Knightmare clips: over 600 of them spanning Series 1 and Series 7-8. If you want to explore these, you can use the chronological series-by-series playlists I put together.

There's some entertainment to be had in turning on the automatic subtitles during a clip and watching YouTube struggle with the finer points of Knightmare dialogue.

For example: Lord Fear, Lissard And Sidriss

a.k.a. Series 8 Quest 3: spyglass scene of Lord Fear, Lissard and the Bimboid

Below is what the characters say versus what the subtitles say.

Lissard: Lordness

Subtitles: goodness/notice/ruinous/slowness

Lord Fear: You know, Lissard, me old frog

Subtitles: you know it's hard my old frog

Lord Fear: I'm calling it a bimboid

Subtitles: I'm calling it a big boy

Lissard: Hordriss

Subtitles: gorgeous

Lord Fear: Go get me tea

Subtitles: don't get me King

It did get "skeletron" right though.

I'm hoping some of you will try this with other Knightmare clips and post any amusing findings here.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3150/knightmare-meets-automatic-subtitlesRSS for NodeMon, 14 Sep 2026 08:00:49 GMTSun, 21 Apr 2019 15:39:20 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare meets automatic subtitles on Sat, 28 Mar 2020 18:19:47 GMT]]>In honour of the forum's members totalling 888, the Teletext/Ceefax number for subtitles, here's the Knightmare clip with auto subtitles to beat them all.

The Dungeoneer Encounters Two Strange Monks

a.k.a. Series 5 Quest 1: Kathryn meets Brother Mace and Sylvester Hands in Wolfglade

It happens within the first minute of the clip, just before Brother Mace laughs. You may laugh too.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/51318https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/51318Sat, 28 Mar 2020 18:19:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare meets automatic subtitles on Sat, 17 Aug 2019 09:37:26 GMT]]>Lord Fear is Angry

a.k.a. Series 8 Quest 2: spyglass scene of Lord Fear, Lissard and Bhal-Shebah

Below is what the characters say versus what the subtitles say.

Lissard: Lordness

Subtitles: loudness/Lourdes/lawdness/Lorna's

Lord Fear: dungeoneer on board

Subtitles: dungeon eeh on ball

Lord Fear: Maldame

Subtitles: malhomme

Lord Fear: What are these cunning measures, Old Tuna Chops?

Subtitles: what are these cunning measures of old nutjobs

Lissard: Bhal-Shebah

Subtitles: perishable

Lord Fear: a really cunning plan from the mind of a master in cunning

Subtitles: a really cunning man from the mind of a mobster incoming

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