When I wake up in the morning, team

And the sunlight hurts my eye

And Pixel without warning, team

Jabs me in the behind

Then on Level 2

Team 2 erred: I make them pay

Leaves me feeling new

And I know it's gonna be

A lovely day...

When the dungeoneer's alive and well

Clap my irons, say my bit

But his team cast a HERO spell

And in comes a chinless twit

Then I look at Hugh

And decide I will not stay

Wish I'd had a clue

That it wasn't gonna be

A lovely day...

When a great hobgoblin treads on me

And Lord F's tyrannical

And when panipes are my enemy

And defeat my manacles

I try not to sob

Then a dragon falls on me

Ah, that's it for my job

Was it ever gonna be

A lovely day...