<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Parody of Thank You Baked Potato by Matt Lucas]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Jamie (Series 2 Team 9) reflects on how his quest went awry. Based on the Baked Potato Song a.k.a. Thank You Baked Potato by George Dawes a.k.a. Matt Lucas. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPsY_nhTtxg" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc">Video of original performance on Shooting Stars</a></p>
<p dir="auto">Automatum wrecked my quest</p>
<p dir="auto">Automatum got in the way</p>
<p dir="auto">Never mind the choice between left and right</p>
<p dir="auto">When mechanical men aren't kept at bay</p>
<p dir="auto">Collect the bits, make a spell</p>
<p dir="auto">Here comes Automatum</p>
<p dir="auto">Now I can't, run like hell</p>
<p dir="auto">Into losing status</p>
<p dir="auto">And maybe if we'd quested for the Cup</p>
<p dir="auto">The mechanical man would not have messed it up</p>
<p dir="auto">Maid in webbing: liberate</p>
<p dir="auto">No reward though sadly</p>
<p dir="auto">Spider's here to seal my fate</p>
<p dir="auto">Curse you, Ariadne</p>
<p dir="auto">I didn't lose because I wasn't bright</p>
<p dir="auto">It's because I can't move at near the speed of light</p>
<p dir="auto">A-U-T-O-M-A-T-</p>
<p dir="auto">[Karen from Series Team 13 interrupts]</p>
<p dir="auto">R-U-S-T</p>
<p dir="auto">Automatum!</p>
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