<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Parody of Brimful of Asha by Cornershop]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">The other day I realised that "Brimful of Asha on the 45" could be changed to "Trip to the castle when she's 45". But sticking to Knightmare, here is a full parody of Cornershop's <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LBnMRWeV-E" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc">Brimful of Asha - The Norman Cook mix</a> (1998).</p>
<p dir="auto">There's dungeons and more on blue screens</p>
<p dir="auto">Into the tavern scene: Dickon and team</p>
<p dir="auto">Later Jeremy, Giles, Christopher</p>
<p dir="auto">From the castle to the forest to the inn: Crazed Heifer</p>
<p dir="auto">Trip to the Heifer, Series 4-5</p>
<p dir="auto">Well it's a trip to the Heifer, Series 4-5</p>
<p dir="auto">Trip to the Heifer, Series 4-5</p>
<p dir="auto">Well it's a trip to the Heifer, Series 4-5</p>
<p dir="auto">And extras, they serve in the inn</p>
<p dir="auto">And Melly's in the inn: Zoe Loftin</p>
<p dir="auto">She's the maid who plays with the jester</p>
<p dir="auto">And the one who Dickon lied to about old Colchester</p>
<p dir="auto">Trip to the Heifer, Series 4-5</p>
<p dir="auto">Well it's a trip to the Heifer, Series 4-5</p>
<p dir="auto">Trip to the Heifer, Series 4-5</p>
<p dir="auto">Well it's a trip to the Heifer, Series 4-5</p>
<p dir="auto">Every tavern needs a Molly and a Milly</p>
<p dir="auto">Every tavern needs a Molly</p>
<p dir="auto">Every tavern needs a Molly and a Milly</p>
<p dir="auto">Every tavern needs a Molly</p>
<p dir="auto">In Series 4-5</p>
<p dir="auto">And Kelly, negotiating goblins and the "skeleton heads"</p>
<p dir="auto">Didn't get a hint to pick up the crayon</p>
<p dir="auto">And that made her a victim</p>
<p dir="auto">For the ogre to prey on</p>
<p dir="auto">Grimwold met Kelly and she couldn't thrive</p>
<p dir="auto">Wellway? No - Grimwold met Kelly and she couldn't thrive</p>
<p dir="auto">VIM for some others helped them stay alive</p>
<p dir="auto">Wellway? No - Grimwold met Kelly and she couldn't thrive</p>
<p dir="auto">Everybody needs a crayon, not a Grimmy</p>
<p dir="auto">Everybody needs a crayon</p>
<p dir="auto">[x4]</p>
<p dir="auto">Or your Life Force will dive</p>
<p dir="auto">Big fall for Ashens and the end arrived</p>
<p dir="auto">It was a big fall for Ashens and the end arrived</p>
<p dir="auto">Big fall for Ashens and the end arrived</p>
<p dir="auto">It was a big fall for Ashens and the end arrived</p>
<p dir="auto">Every comeback needs a Hugo and an Isy</p>
<p dir="auto">Every comeback needs a Hugo</p>
<p dir="auto">[x4]</p>
<p dir="auto">And Melly and Motley</p>
<p dir="auto">And Milly and Molly</p>
<p dir="auto">And Kelly and Grimmy</p>
<p dir="auto">And crayons and drawing</p>
<p dir="auto">And Hugo and Isy</p>
<p dir="auto">And Ashens and YouTube</p>
<p dir="auto">And Slice Me and Dice Me</p>
<p dir="auto">And dropping, ooh nasty</p>
<p dir="auto">Knightmare and Anglia</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3206/parody-of-brimful-of-asha-by-cornershop</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2026 00:27:37 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3206.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Sun, 31 May 2020 16:45:38 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl></channel></rss>