Growing partial down in Knightmare Castle

If you stay too long

Yes you'll be growing partial down in Knightmare Castle

The magic down there is so strong

Feel the pressure of riddles from the wall

Life Force draining from teams and floors where they could fall

If you're afraid to watch, afraid as they advance

You'd better change the channel, switch over while you can

'Cause you'll be growing partial down in Knightmare Castle

If you stay too long

Yes you'll be growing partial down in Knightmare Castle

The magic down there is so strong

You can hear Hordriss reeling off those cod-Latin spells

Magic items lost and found

Leaving broken parts of cups and crowns

'Cause you'll be growing partial down in Knightmare Castle

If you stay too long

Yes you'll be growing partial down in Knightmare Castle

The magic down there is so strong

You'll be pulling out your hair seeing Treguard's stare

When there's temporal disruption in the way of Knightmare

Your search for paradise has reached the weekend

And you really wish for Friday again

You'll be haunted by the face

With skin that leaves no trace

Memories of dungeoneers

Trying to be knights, bearing frights

Was that the best part of your life?

Hearing them ask "Where am I?"

Begging them to please

Please don't die

Don't die

No! Don't die! Don't die!