Take to the settee, switch on the TV

ITV, not the other side

Guard the remote and take no chances

Up to 4:45

I hear it again

Ed Welch's theme, amazing

As the knight begins his ride

He needs to make it to the portcullis

I can't wait 'til he's inside

For the horse it looks tiring

As if it would ever mind

It's game on soonish

Our curtains drawn, we're waiting for the

Full moon on Mondays

Then on Fridays, '89

We slayed the schoolday with a show that was divine

[x2]

Real, animated, it's the best of both worlds

A programme you can't despise

For five series, he keeps riding

Under the full moonshine

Changed intro, last three series

As if we'd forget the knight

'Twas fine cartoonish

Our curtains drawn, we waited for the...