Team your dungeoneer was hurtling

Level 2 done, that's for certain

Feed your life force or it's curtains

Martin in a minecart

Hurtle power

Met the realm's least fearsome swimming shark (got out the bath)

Picked one pineapple spinning in the dark (then chose a path)

You won't see Mogdred in this quest

But other foes will give you no rest

Welcome watchers of illusion

To the castle of confusion

Skull near-caught you, drove you to the door (and a catacombite)

Mellisandre pleads, you help Motley using CURE (that's from Merlin)

With no spell from Owen's room (dragon magic)

Martin, Darren, Lee, Jamie: you're all doomed (ooh nasty)

Once more no one wins the chalice

That's Morghanna, dark and callous

She will give her dress to Malice

Series in a daft shade

Purple power