The dungeonaut ALEX walks into a dimly lit chamber. There is one door in the middle of each of the left, right and rear walls. Above the middle door is the face of MEDUSA, her hair a mass of writhing snakes (i.e. socks with little wiggle eyes stuck on).

ALEX

Where is this?

(OV) ADVISOR 1

You're in a room with...

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TREBAKE

(To advisors:)

Cover your eyes team! All of you, quickly!

The advisors put their hands in front of their eyes.

TREBAKE

Alex, cover the eyes of the Sight Shield!

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Alex puts his right hand over the two eyes of the Sight Shield.

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TREBAKE

This is the lair of Medusa; her stare has the power to turn you to stone! Although I am, er...mysteriously protected, none of you are safe. Now listen very carefully. You can look at Medusa for a very short time before her terrible powers take effect. You must therefore take it in turns to guide Alex out of this room. When I touch your shoulder look at the magic mirror and give your directions. But when I take my hand away be sure to cover your eyes immediately! Do you understand?

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The advisors, hands in front of their eyes, remain silent.

TREBAKE

I'm talking to you advisors.

ADVISOR 1, 2 and 3

Yes.

TREBAKE

Right, brace yourselves team. Let's begin.

Trebake places his hand on advisor 1's shoulder. Advisor 1 looks at the screen.

Scene 6 Shot 1: Closeup of advisor 1

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ADVISOR 1

Ok Alex, walk forward.

Alex walks a few paces towards the centre of the room.

ADVISOR 1

Stop. Turn right. Walk forward. Stop. Sidestep to the left.

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Trebake takes his hand from advisor 1 and puts it on the shoulder of advisor 2. Advisor 1 covers their eyes again, advisor 2 looks at the screen.

TREBAKE

Next!

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ADVISOR 2

Turn left. Walk forward. Stop. Sidestep to the left. And again. And again. One more.

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TREBAKE

Next!

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ADVISOR 3

Ok Alex, turn left. Walk forward. Stop. Turn left. Walk forward. Stop. Turn right.

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TREBAKE

Next!

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ADVISOR 1

Alex, turn around 360 degrees.

Alex turns in a full circle.

ADVISOR

Sorry I mean turn 90 degrees.

Alex turns to face the camera.

ADVISOR 1

Sorry I meant 180 degrees!

Alex turns to face the rear wall.

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TREBAKE

Next!

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ADVISOR 2

Sidestep to the right until I say stop...Stop!

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TREBAKE

Next!

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ADVISOR 3

Turn left.

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TREBAKE

Next!

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ADVISOR 1

Turn left.

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TREBAKE

Next!

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ADVISOR 2

Turn left.

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TREBAKE

Next!

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ADVISOR 3

Turn left.

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TREBAKE

Next!

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ADVISOR 1

Turn...

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TREBAKE

Next!

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ADVISOR 2

Walk...

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TREBAKE

Next!

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ADVISOR 3

Side...

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TREBAKE

Next!

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ADVISOR 1

Ff...

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TREBAKE

Next!

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ADVISOR 2

Ss...

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TREBAKE

Next!

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Advisor 3 sneezes.

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TREBAKE

Next!

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*Advisor 1 turns to give Trebake a dirty look. *

Pregnant Pause.

Trebake looks expectantly at Advisor 1.

TREBAKE

Lifeforce fading team.

ADVISOR 1

(Turning back to screen:)

Ok...

TREBAKE

Next!

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ADVISOR 2

P..

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TREBAKE

Next!

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ADVISOR 3

G..

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TREBAKE

Next! Next! Next! Next! Next! Next! NEXT! NEXT! NEEEEEXT!!!

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Trebake raves without giving the advisors a chance to say anything. The advisors themselves just sit motionless with their hands covering their eyes. Eventually, red-faced and breathless, Trebake collapses to the ground.

Scene 41 Shot 1: Hand-held camera zoom into Trebake

Scene 42 Shot 1: Midshot view from floor

Two crew, talking, perhaps on microphones, come on and carry him away.

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Pregnant pause as the advisors continue to sit, eyes covered and all alone.

ADVISOR 1

Hello?

CUT TO BLACK.

END.

B-roll: Entire antechamber scene and dungeon scenes in wide angle