Series 4 Team number 8

They were on Level 3

Then - WHY? - Christmas Day

It's a red wyrm on your evil lair

It's a guessed wrong password: "Red, green, blue and grey"

And isn't it iconic? Don't you think?

It's like blades in your corridor

A free gem even though you're done for

It's the bad advice to step left through the floor

And who would've thought... it's fiction

Alan (Series 6) had some friends from school

Who kept telling him he wasn't going to fall

He made it through Level 2, he'd done alright

And as the causeway broke, he thought: well isn't this nice?

And isn't it ironic? Don't you think?

It's like blades in your corridor

A free gem even though you're done for

It's the bad advice to step left through the floor

And who would've thought... it's fiction

The life of a dungeoneer

Is speaking up often when you go anywhere that's new and questioning "Where am I?"

And life force can run away

If you don't have food then you see everything's gone red and everything floats off from your face

A SHOVEL spell that you think is a spade

Or a joke you tell of bad money (it's fake)

It's like needing the horn when what you take is the knife

It's meeting an ogre who screams

And then meeting his beautiful wife

And isn't it a tonic? Don't you think?

Is it a watcher's tonic? Oh yeah, I really do think

It's like blades in your corridor

A free gem even though you're done for

It's the bad advice to step left through the floor

And who would've thought... it's fiction

And yeah the life of a dungeoneer is speaking in a room

Treguard has got a magic way of sending you out

Sending you out