Landing from a wellway above

They try to pilfer my grub

But I've got 'em

Dungeoneers can't get away

When I've got riddles to say

To dogsbottoms

I'm the maddest monk in Christendom

Don't do Level Three or Level One

And all I ever knew:

Level Two

Sometimes if they say I'm the best

I go with them on their quest

Though it's some toil

Toadodiles and spiders: I stop

But I'm delighted to bop

Blokes like Gumboil

I'm the maddest monk in Christendom

Don't do Level Three or Level One

And all I ever knew:

Level Two

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Like to have a jab and a laugh

Me and my quarterstaff

That above all

Better not say "stalactite"

Because it's you I will smite

Where was your SHOVEL?

I'm the maddest monk in Christendom

Don't do Level Three or Level One

And all I ever knew:

Level Two