Within the water room a whole world of adventure

Although you won't get wet

Each quest proceeds in quite a different way

A jester who's spooked by a snake

A sword like that one in the lake

Water room

If you go fishing you'll catch a door

Water room

Sometimes it's drained and you see the floor

Water room

Maybe a sword will come after you

Water room

Careful of sharks or you'll meet your doom

Wa wa wa wa water room

Dungeoneers facing the water room

If you can't see the exit, fish out or expose it

If there's a threat then you should give a warning and/or get away

The shark music brings deja vu

Let's hope that John Williams won't sue

[Chorus]

And purple is not just for baths

Next year there'll be loads in Dungarth...