Treguard, Pickle, look at me

I quested through and I'm on Level 3

All of my friends watch CBBC

But I am cool and I'm on Level 3

I'm on Level 3

I'm on Level 3

On CITV

Effects are cool: CGI, Chromakey

Is your noggin shuttered?

Would you like us to assign someone to shutter your noggin?

Where am I? A room

Where am I? A room

Hey you over there

Sat near Treguard with his mighty stare

What are the clues you're writing down?

You should call Hordriss to you now

Watching Treguard, watching Treguard, watching Treguard

Knightmare's hard, watching Treguard

Watching Treguard, watching Treguard, watching Treguard

Knightmare's hard, watching Treguard

Is your brother worried?

Would you like us to assign a skull to hurry your brother?

Where am I? A room

Where am I? A room

Hey you sidestepping left

There's no turning back now, on with your quest

Because you've got a table in this dungeon room

And plastic croissant that you can consume

Watching Treguard, watching Treguard, watching Treguard

Knightmare's hard, watching Treguard...