You can reach him by wellway

You can use a WIND spell, OK?

You can reach him by descender

You can reach him via mines

You can follow the Brollachan

Cross the mire like a Mireman

I don't care how you get there

Just get Fear if you can

You can reach him by rowing boat

Find a trapdoor and drop or float

Find a maid and climb down the rope

She took in Series 4

Ask Sir Hugh if you can ride his steed

Dodge the sawblades in a blaze of speed

I don't care how you get there

Just get Fear if you can

There are skulls and goblins between you

Also Hordriss the Confuser

But if it goes Fear's way, surely you'll be a loser

Make him the loser

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You can windsurf a sewer pipe

Take us up on a dragon ride

You can make it on a witch's broom

But you'd better make it soon

Come on, faceache, no dallying

Use a portal like the elven kin

I don't care how you get there

Just get Fear if you can...