A web in a lair, a wraith in the air

You made it past them and all the chessboard squares

The spears in a line, the dwarf in a mine

You're beating it all, you're coming through all the binds

A wizard in flight, a snake with a bite

And a crone who received no bone but gave "Stalactite"

"A gorilla thing", "The Goblin King"

The minotaur's the myth that you're rubbishing

And when you find the wellway, will we hear someone say

"We just haven't got a clue what to do!"

To make it a decent quest, there's got to be a test

For spellcaster

You were unbowed, surprisingly proud

Despite all that helping from Treguard to dispel a SHROUD

Now Cedric won't trade, his day'll be made

'Cause you had a SHOVEL but kept trying to spellcast SPADE

And when you found the wellway, did we hear someone say

"Neil, say 'Stalactite'... Agh!"

And now that you've lost the game, you've got to be ashamed

Of spellcaster

And when you find the wellway, will we hear someone say

"We just haven't got a clue what to do!"

To make it a decent quest, there's got to be a test

For spellcaster