He hears Tim, the master of the keep

His focus on the questing team

He reacts with flair

When he hears the advice in his earpiece

When a team goes off from the plan

Treguard must do his improvising

And suddenly he finds himself

Listening to a man who is well known to him

Telling him what he must say

They reach "cut"; they have saved the day

Ooh, he's here again

The man with Tim Child in his ear

Ooh, he's here again

The man with Tim Child in his ear

He's very understanding

And he knows Knightmare: the halls, the incantations

What watchers get is great

Tim's always waiting, there if Hugo hesitates

After eight series they took it off

They said, "Knightmare, it can't last forever."

Yet there they are again - Geek Week

Wonderfully giving us another quest

Daisy, she does her magic

Hugo takes his seat with his lines from Tim

Ooh, he's here again

The man with Tim Child in his ear

Ooh, he's here again

The man with Tim Child in his ear