Sung from the point of view of a watcher with an exaggerated dislike of a particular character.

Majida's loads of strife

Majida's loads of strife

When she woke up just after Pickle's flight

Ere the game had re-begun

She opened up her eyes and thought

"I'll be annoying

A bottle with a cork

I will wait 'til Treguard comes

Just dying for a chance to spoil his fun"

She's going to get you

All that she wants is to bother Treguard

Hand on her jugular

All that she wants is to bother Treguard, yeah

All that she wants is to bother Treguard

He'll go avuncular

All that she wants is to bother Treguard, yeah

Dungeoneers lack some sight, it's entirely right

Their advisors are their eyes

The genie's voice that talks to them, she won't support that

She thinks they might not manage

If all four of them can't see

The hearts of men have daggers like her eyes

She's going to get you

All that she wants is another sight spell

'Cause it's too difficult

All that she wants is another sight spell, yeah

All that she wants is another sight spell

'Cause it's too difficult

All that she wants is another sight spell, yeah...