Where am I? In a room

Sword, shield, cup, crown

In the dungeon

We begin on Level One

Sidestep

Nah nah nah, nah nah nah

Nah nah nah, nah nah nah, nah nah

Nah nah nah (enter), nah nah nah (stranger)

Nah nah nah, nah nah nah, nah nah

Nah nah nah, nah nah nah

Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah

We're on a quest

We're gonna quest the whole way through

Knightmare

Can I introduce you please

To the well that's Mrs. G's?

"Knit one, purl one

"Drop one ... hurl one"

Nah nah nah (shuddup), nah nah nah (Festus)

Nah nah nah, nah nah nah, nah nah

Nah nah nah (falsehood), nah nah nah (first step)

Nah nah nah, nah nah nah, nah nah

Nah nah nah (clue room), nah nah nah (DISMISS)

Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah

We're on a quest

If it goes wrong we'll get an "Ooh...

...Nasty"

Me and me knapack and helmet and sprite

We're in a void of blue

Me and me knapack and helmet and sprite

And a wellway to Level Two

Wellway

Level Two, Level Two, Level Two, Level Two, nah nah

Level Two, Level Two, Level Two, Level Two, nah nah

Level Two, Level Two, where we'll meet bold black McGrew

We're on a quest

Is he a Scot, is that untrue?

Verrey

Level Two, Level Two, Level Two, Level Two, nah nah

Level Two, Level Two, Level Two, Level Two, nah nah

Level Two, Level Two, where a spell from Merlin's due

We're on a quest

Two out of two or it just won't do

Level Two, Level Two, Level Two, Level Two, nah nah

Level Two, Level Two, Level Two, Level Two, nah nah

Level Two, Level Two, watch for goblin retinues

We're on a quest

Brace for the horn, don't follow through

Knightmare