She can vex Hugo Myatt and antagonise

She can never keep quiet on wherefores and whys

And she thinks dungeoneers should be able to see

She's Jackie Sawiris

But always Majida to me

She enjoys throwing knives and invisible cloaking

She'll take risks with a jester but not if he's joking

She has magic to give out to reach Level 3

Where she steals like a thief

Joanne Heywood's Stiletta to me

Medusa's bad for your health

She can stone a whole team

She's a head intro crime

Gundrada never gets on

And she never gets off

Though ADORE spells are binds

She avoids falling off from the back of a dragon

She's remorselessly cutting from castle to cavern

But she'll bring out the best and the worst you can be

Stephanie Hesp is the elf

And she's always Elita to me

Velda's another loud elf

She can shoot who she wants

She's tied up half the time

Aesandre gets frozen up

And she'll get frozen out

Not sure if she's aligned

She was only seen twice and was suddenly cruel

She can break stained glass windows and zap Martin Toole

And she sends Ross an axe and then fades out with glee

They had barely a hope

Against Natasha Pope

And she's always Morghanna to me