When you're feeling sad and glum

It will take you out of Level 1

Find the short cut into Level 3

Just don't bleed from circularity

Cutters in a row (Slice up your life)

Some are high and some are low (Slice up your life)

Careful how you go (Slice up your life)

Slam it to the left (if the blade's on the right wall)

Step it to the right (and a crouch if you're quite tall)

Corridor of Blades (they, they)

Go round

Slam it to the left (if the blade's on the right wall)

Step it to the right (and a crouch if you're quite tall)

Corridor of Blades

Series 4-8

Alistair, his team must rue

That they were the first ones to

Meet the threat that none had seen

Spinning blades: their quest in smithereens

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Simon had Gundrada

Daniel had it harder

With Giles, Barry, Dickon

Their ends were not quickened

Sarah Sarah Sarah: hacked up

Dunca-Dunca-Duncan: hacked up

Sophia!

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