Ali called when he found the gem

There was a pact between them

And Malice

Well she rushed to the chamber, purple light outside

Gave them a spell, which remained untried

As the circular saws rolled up while Malice survived

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Oh, I don't know where she's lurking

Or where she's gonna go

They cast Samantha Perkins

And they named her like a foe

And for thirty-four years

I've been living in awe of Malice

Thirty-four years

Of watching her impress

And she must know Morghanna

'Cause she's in Morghanna's dress

And by now I am used to it:

Seeing it worn by Malice

She was up to something dressed down as a crone

Offered the Eyeshield to Simon, a loan

Him and Malice

And when Dickon she saw, giant head held high

They spellcast FIRE and hurt her eye

And the big sorceress was lowly: they took Malice's drive

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Then Malice came back for Jeremy's quest

And she said she had a request:

A silver chalice

Mogdred and Malice were gone. Instead: Lord Fear

But I'm still grateful these thirty-four years

That with four dungeoneers she appeared

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