Video; Original lyrics

If the year is '88 inside Treguard's abode, he says

"Fifth team died through a glove lack!"

Glove lack yeah

We're heading down into Mildread's wellway

Looking for a tum getaway

Friday'd be a much better day

I got to Olgarth, after I spun the wheel

And we headed off out with the bats' wings

I got past the chessboard, I could be a winner

I'll hurry up and grab my chicken dinner

The glove lack in a Level Two place means

We will play forever

Glove lack baby (a glove lack baby)

Glove lack, baby glove lack

Glove lack, baby glove lack

Veiled face (woo!), listen for clues

A glove, scroll and a so-o-oap block

Well she said not soap in the riddle of her speech

But the soap we don't lack and there's no turning back

Met a faded Merlin

Met the Automatum

Met the catacombite

Met the face of Mogdred

The glove lack in a Level Two place means

We will play forever

Glove lack baby (a glove lack baby)

Glove lack, no turning back

Glove lack, no turning back

Now we're reminiscing, Level One we're missing

Met Mildread and Gretel which is hardly a coven

The wheel was spinning, the dungeon rooms were moving

Around and around and around and around

If you're bad at choosing, your team will be losing baby

Needed a glove for the catacombite

If you're bad at choosing, your team will be losing baby

Thought it would attack

Thought it would attack

Mogdred says hi and he's as big as he's pale

And he will make you all quail

I got me a scroll, was told not to read it

I wonder exactly why I need it

The glove lack in a Level Two place means

We will play forever

Glove lack baby (a glove lack baby)

Glove lack, baby glove lack

Glove lack, baby glove lack (oh baby no turning back)

Welcome to one of my playpens

Not an actual playpen Tony

Welcome to one of my playpens

Play forever

Playpen! There's no doors Tony

Playpen! There's no doors

Playpen! There's no doors Tony

Playpen

You're what?

Dismissed

(Ooh) nasty!

Glove lack, baby glove lack...