<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Parody of How Bizarre by OMC]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Based on How Bizarre by OMC (1996). <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2cMG33mWVY" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc">Official music video</a> (with original lyrics as subtitles)</p>
<p dir="auto">Brother Strange is in the tunnel, to Richard Howse he says</p>
<p dir="auto">"I beg no proverbs from you in this dire, dire place"</p>
<p dir="auto">Later a red dragon threatens from behind</p>
<p dir="auto">Large head looming, there's no escape to find</p>
<p dir="auto">Treguard speaks words of warning, Majida just frets some more</p>
<p dir="auto">Dragon asks himself, "The only question ... cooked or raw?"</p>
<p dir="auto">Bhal-Shebah</p>
<p dir="auto">Bhal-Shebah, Bhal-Shebah</p>
<p dir="auto">Quest in action anew, Daniel picks up a spyglass</p>
<p dir="auto">A deadly pasty poser reveals a smile from the past</p>
<p dir="auto">Bhal and Shebah on the screen, red as red can be</p>
<p dir="auto">Lissard speaks "Lordness?" and is given the wordkey</p>
<p dir="auto">Bhal-Shebah</p>
<p dir="auto">Bhal-Shebah, Bhal-Shebah</p>
<p dir="auto">Ooh Treguard</p>
<p dir="auto">Cooked dungeoneers stay charred (and then that's their day marred)</p>
<p dir="auto">Every time some food is found</p>
<p dir="auto">And the life force pie goes round</p>
<p dir="auto">And it makes that dinging sound</p>
<p dir="auto">I miss the face</p>
<p dir="auto">Technomancer's stressed out and asks, "Do you understand?"</p>
<p dir="auto">Shebah does, Bhal doesn't, Bhal thinks Shebah's underhand</p>
<p dir="auto">Lord Fear's had enough of them, and gives them both the sack</p>
<p dir="auto">As guards, then speaks to Lissard about bribing Snapper-Jack</p>
<p dir="auto">Later, Smirkenorff we see. Same prop, different shade</p>
<p dir="auto">Thank you to Mark Cordory: the dragon head he made</p>
<p dir="auto">Bhal-Shebah got brainwashed, now he's Firestorm</p>
<p dir="auto">Wanna know the rest? Hey, find Linghorm</p>
<p dir="auto">Ooh Treguard</p>
<p dir="auto">You make the gameplay hard (and was Maldame scarred?)</p>
<p dir="auto">Every time some food is found</p>
<p dir="auto">And the life force pie goes round</p>
<p dir="auto">And it makes that dinging sound</p>
<p dir="auto">I miss the face...</p>
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