Same old story, yet again

Got so close but then you're dropping

You were let down by your friends

Now your quest is sadly stopping

You got past blockers and blokes with bad accents

Now it's farewell because you lost your balance

On a causeway, please stay up

For the Shield, Sword, Crown or Cup

Victory to Lord Fear

Why can't dungeoneers

Know your right

Mind the edge

Make it quick

There's a knight

Know your right

Mind the edge

Make it quick

There's a- um, can you stay alert on your flipping feet?

Know your right from your left, don't get it wrong

Mind the edge, otherwise the fall is long

Make it quick, so that we don't hear a bong

There's a knight disassembling hexagons

[x2]

So your quest is staying true

You've been guided right through all of

Level One and Level Two

And you're confident you won't fall off

Deep in the dungeons, the Caverns of Gore say

"You cannot win 'til you cross the Great Causeway"

Frightknight's sword descends, you're gone

Up to then your promise shone

And you were oh so near

Why can't dungeoneers

Know your right

Mind the edge

Make it quick

There's a knight

Know your right

Mind the edge

Make it quick

There's a- um, can you stay alert on your flipping feet?

Know your right from your left, don't get it wrong

Mind the edge, otherwise the fall is long

Make it quick, so that we don't hear a bong

There's a knight disassembling hexagons

[x2]

Teams, you know what I mean

And you know what you need

To get across

But does it happen? (Sometimes)

But does it happen? (Sometimes)

Well far too many teams, they... fell off a hexagon

(They what?) They fell off a hexagon

Know your right from your left, don't get it wrong

Mind the edge, otherwise the fall is long

Make it quick, so that we don't hear a bong

There's a knight disassembling hexagons

Know your right from your left, don't get it wrong

Mind the edge, otherwise the fall is long

Make it quick, so that we don't hear a bong

Did you hear me? Move your flipping feet!

Know your right from your left, don't get it wrong

Mind the edge, otherwise the fall is long

Make it quick, so that we don't hear a bong

There's a knight disassembling hexagons...