She's in instead of Pickle

Like a piranha shoal

I'm not entranced or tickled

Bulstrode is the lesser troll

She's into irritation

Complaints in the firelight

She's got a predilection

For showing Treguard spite

She'll treat you with derision

When you're trying to explain

She'll take your dignity and staff

And unleash a realm of pain

Series 7 down the drain (Bog off)

Upside, inside out

She's frickin' Majida, loathe 'er

She'll push and pull you down

Frickin' Majida, loathe 'er

No wonder Motley fled

She's beyond the help of a joker

She will piss you off

Frickin' Majida, loathe 'er

Frickin' Majida, loathe 'er

She's frickin' Majida, loathe 'er

I s'pose she thinks it's witty

Giving Crusades veterans hell

And yet she treats every team with pity

She thinks they all need a seeing spell

She disses Hordriss' daughter

From her barbs she won't refrain

And if I knew who sent her here

I would formally complain

Oh no here she goes again (Bog off)...