Whenever she's feeling elvish

She's Velda and battle cries she roars

From Kelly she took a rose n'

Martin's the last dungeoneer she saw

Golgarach does all the odd quests

Says "Falsehood" if he finds you a fool

In even quests we get Brangwen

She fills up a wall

But oh, she plays someone else far more dark

Someone whose bite is much worse than her bark

She's Morghaaa-aaa-aaanna

She's Morghaaa-aaa-aaanna

She's been in Arthurian legend

She's moved to the Lower Catacombs

At home on the lowest level

Under Level 2

Oh Ross, she knows where to wait in the dark

Oh Martin, she's so much worse than the shark

She's Morghaaa-aaa-aaanna

She's Morghaaa-aaa-aaanna

Don't think you'll defeat her

Without some magic from a wyrm

Be scared when you meet her

She'll make you squirm

She's Morghaaa-aaa-aaanna

She's Morghaaa-aaa-aaanna

It's a long path

Better not pause

Axe or lightning

It's a long fall

Ooh nasty

Ooh nasty

She's Morghanna