Welcome all you watchers of illusion

To the Castle of Confusion

Phase with us for the age of adventure

While Mary Whitehouse gives us censure

Dungeon of Deceit's beyond that portal

Only mastered by one mortal

Many lack the guts to leave the armchair

And challenge secrets inside my lair

Life force that must be fed

Helmet upon your head

You can't see

Beyond your feet

On levels, bedevilled

I watch with beard dishevelled

You'll be there and I'll be here

'Cause you're the dungeoneer

Turn left here, go right there

The Greater Game of Knightmare

Call advisors, they appear

'Cause you're the dungeoneer

Lucky that you get to tread a bold path

Answer riddles asked by Olgarth

Lucky to meet Folly with his jesting

And say the word "sidestep" (four quests in)

Lucky if a bomb does not go boom, right

And you escape the catacombite

And these two eyes, when they're both rolling

The quest is done, the bell is tolling

Life force that must be fed

Helmet upon your head

You can't see

Beyond your feet

On levels, bedevilled

I watch with beard dishevelled

You'll be there and I'll be here

'Cause you're the dungeoneer

Turn left here, go right there

The Greater Game of Knightmare

Call advisors, they appear

'Cause you're the dungeoneer

Time out is taking place

Freezing the fireplace

Time has flown

I stand alone

All the adventuring must cease

'Til we phase once more

Tell yourself: only a game

On levels, bedevilled

I watch with beard dishevelled

You'll be there and I'll be here

Watching the dungeoneer

Will they win or blunder?

Why care when nothing is real?

There's plenty left to fear

'Cause we'll run another seven years

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