<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Parody of The Subway by Chappell Roan]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">After Grimwold the ogre bit one of Festus's heads off, the head became (what else?) a skull haunting. It then had a failed relationship with another skull haunting — and sang this song to the tune of The Subway by Chappell Roan (released in 2025). <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woLfAvD5iXI" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc">Official video</a>, <a href="https://genius.com/Chappell-roan-the-subway-lyrics" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc">original lyrics</a></p>
<p dir="auto">I saw your green glow</p>
<p dir="auto">Mandible next to your mouth</p>
<p dir="auto">There at the wellway</p>
<p dir="auto">I nearly had a breakdown</p>
<p dir="auto">Half a phase later</p>
<p dir="auto">Saw you in the Mills of Doom</p>
<p dir="auto">And it so chilled me</p>
<p dir="auto">I had to leave the room</p>
<p dir="auto">I wish the only way, it wasn't onward</p>
<p dir="auto">When's it onward, it's never onward</p>
<p dir="auto">It's such a lonely way, this moving onward</p>
<p dir="auto">Moving onward, I've not moved onward</p>
<p dir="auto">'Til I don't look for you in the bare caves</p>
<p dir="auto">Or wish you thought that we were still ghoulmates</p>
<p dir="auto">But I'm still coldly floating through this phase</p>
<p dir="auto">'Til you're just another skull at the wellway</p>
<p dir="auto">Ate Grimwold's dinner</p>
<p dir="auto">He went and bit my head off</p>
<p dir="auto">I see my stump and</p>
<p dir="auto">My other heads and Mrs. G scoff</p>
<p dir="auto">I made a promise</p>
<p dir="auto">If in four quests my mood's further south</p>
<p dir="auto">Well, damn this dungeon</p>
<p dir="auto">I'm going through the serpent's mouth</p>
<p dir="auto">I wish the only way, it wasn't onward</p>
<p dir="auto">When's it onward, it's never onward</p>
<p dir="auto">It's such a lonely way, this moving onward</p>
<p dir="auto">Moving onward, I've not moved onward</p>
<p dir="auto">'Til I can steal the scene during gameplay</p>
<p dir="auto">And have a good refresh rate each Friday</p>
<p dir="auto">But I'm still coldly floating through this phase</p>
<p dir="auto">'Til you're just another skull at the wellway</p>
<p dir="auto">You've lit, you've lit the way</p>
<p dir="auto">You've lit the way, you've lit the way</p>
<p dir="auto">And you flit, you flit away</p>
<p dir="auto">You flit away, you flit away...</p>
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