<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Parody of Tears by Sabrina Carpenter]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Ariadne sings a song based on Tears by Sabrina Carpenter (2025). <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9vuCByb6js" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc">Official video</a>; <a href="https://genius.com/Sabrina-carpenter-tears-lyrics" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc">original lyrics</a></p>
<p dir="auto">(Shelob-esque)</p>
<p dir="auto">I make webs down on Level 2</p>
<p dir="auto">Being an octuple-legg'd beast</p>
<p dir="auto">Fleeing me's what you're supposed to do</p>
<p dir="auto">Or you'll be deceased</p>
<p dir="auto">A gargantuan tarantula's not the best part of your day</p>
<p dir="auto">Maybe you should leave quickly, I'll come and eat you eat you eat you up</p>
<p dir="auto">For Jamie the automatum, it came before me in gameplay</p>
<p dir="auto">And Gretel the maid's so whiny, I</p>
<p dir="auto">Don't like her</p>
<p dir="auto">I make webs down on Level 2</p>
<p dir="auto">Being an arachnid is cool</p>
<p dir="auto">Freezing me: magic will get you through</p>
<p dir="auto">Cast RUN or you're through</p>
<p dir="auto">The strands of my web are sticky, a girl called Nicky stuck around</p>
<p dir="auto">Gundrada was an arachnophobe; Motley's oh so oh so oh so cruel</p>
<p dir="auto">The astrolabe that came later, I'm like, "Why I have got this thing?"</p>
<p dir="auto">Bringing me back for Geek Week, well I'm like, "Is that me?"</p>
<p dir="auto">I make webs, starting Series 2</p>
<p dir="auto">Somehow they materialise</p>
<p dir="auto">Flee now or I'll make a ghost of you</p>
<p dir="auto">Fear my many eyes</p>
<p dir="auto">I make webs down on Level 2</p>
<p dir="auto">Being an octuple-legg'd beast</p>
<p dir="auto">Fleeing me's what you're supposed to do</p>
<p dir="auto">Or you'll be deceased</p>
<p dir="auto">(Bone break...)</p>
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