Oh, let me know if this is feckless, I

Have to choose between four objects and just can't decide

Which two I should be taking from the scroll's advice

Maybe I'll regret not picking up Stiletta's knife

It's Stiletta's knife

The clue room

Can condemn you to a new doom

When the scroll says 'green', the clue is

To look for where that hue is

Got past balls of fire

I did not wait in that lane

But my quest's not fine

It's dyin'

Oh, let me know if this is feckless, I

Have to choose between four objects and just can't decide

Which two I should be taking from the scroll's advice

Maybe I'll regret not picking up Stiletta's knife

It's Stiletta's knife

Joanne Heywood, I met Joanne Heywood

Joanne Heywood, then I met Paul Valentine

Joanne Heywood, I met Joanne Heywood

Joanne Heywood, then I met Paul Valentine

I said, "I wanna get to Level Two"

I'm gonna need a trapdoor and a code today

Had a bottle full of pigeon poo

I unstopper, throw it onto the statue, it comes to life

All it took to bring back Motley

And he said "Chlistmas" when he started up

And if we'd got 'Green for a girl' like we should've done

I wouldn't be locked in, meeting Bhal-Shebah, ha

No dungeoneer wants to be cooked alive for leaving a blade

Because a basic hint caused too much debate

I took the key instead and later we paid

I got flambéed...