Hey, you're questing from what you can't escape

No wellway can get you out of your losing state this day

I watch and criticise

Your bad advice

You could feel more wise

If you'd got it right, no ill advising

Woah, woah, woah, ill advising

Woah, woah, now you've died from your own advice

'Cause every time a team screws up like this

There's a little spell I cast: DISMISS

I say you lost lost lost

Through ill advising

And you give a wave and walk walk walk away

With a scroll you're homeward bound

Four who rolled the dice

But they lost through bad advice

You begin a quest to be a knight

A knapack to feed your life force sprite

For the watchers of illusion

Your commands may cause confusion

If you're not too deft

Then your right is muddled with your left

And then you have a dungeoneer who's wrongly stepped

You were not adept, my goodbye is prepped

I watch and criticise

Your bad advice

You could feel more wise

If you'd got it right, no ill advising

Woah, woah, woah, ill advising

Woah, woah, now you've died from your own advice

'Cause every time a team screws up like this

There's a little spell I cast: DISMISS

I say you lost lost lost

Through ill advising

And you give a wave and walk walk walk away

With a scroll you're homeward bound

Four who rolled the dice

But they lost through bad advice

When you're falling deep, what do you see?

Not Level Three

Curve of your learning's steep

You're back at school

Teams saying "Where am I?" "You're in a room"

Might need more keen minds to stay clear of doom

Now they're playing my game, if they lose then I shame them

Victims of their own bad advice...