I'll meet Simon...

James... Scott... Julie... Kelly...

Gavin... Martin...

Series... Three - action!

Say hello to the elf that I am

You're going to have to deal with my directives

If you are on a quest through Banburn, here I am

And when I scream "Elvandis", you're protected

If behemoths come my way

Or there are goblins taking chances

Then they will rue the day

I will shoot, I will jab

Not just casual glances

What's she gonna do with her knife?

You will find out, don't worry

Should I take the left door or the right?

You've just got to do it your way

I can help when danger's real

And my knife will keep the ogre deflected

I'll tell them I don't like bearded men, 'cause I don't

And Dunshelm has to deal with my invective

Giving me a rose, well that will help, making me more well-disposed

Like freeing me

When incarcerated

If behemoths come my way

Or there are goblins taking chances

Then they will rue the day

I will shoot, I will jab

Not just casual glances

What's she gonna do with her knife?

You will find out, don't worry

Should I take the left door or the right?

You just got to do it your way

I can help when danger's real

And my knife will keep the ogre deflected...