Oh when the boot's put down and there's a Marta who's a spoof

And in a room that was hot, you were kept safe by drinking Fireproof

Lissard's with Hordriss, but he can't see

Mountebanks are just like mages, fools to be

Dungeons and Hordriss, once to be feared

Dungeons and Hordriss, a formidable beard

Dungeons and Hordriss, now he acts like a clot

Dungeons and Hordriss, for the sake of plot

Dungeons and Hordriss, Hordriss

In the pub you hear the tavern maid sounding quite unreal

And so it's time to help the top dog by spelling REVEAL

Lissard's with Hordriss, now he can see

So he shows your team a stairway to Level 3

Dungeons and Lord Fear, he's raising hell

Dungeons and Lord Fear, listen in through a shell

Dungeons and Lord Fear, sends a troll up a shaft

Dungeons and Lord Fear, crushed again it's daft

Dungeons and Lord Fear, Lord Fear...