<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[I've arrived!]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Well here I am. My name is Janie but when I'm assisting our beloved dungeon master you may call me Janus. In fact you WILL call me Janus. I'm not a bimbo - I am an assistant for the 21st century. Anyway back to Janie  ::)</p>
<p dir="auto">I am 19 and have enjoyed knightmare since the start of series 4 when I got reccomended to it by my uncle who I cannot thank enough. I'm here to give the odd posting but unfortunately my postings will be spoaradic as I have to borrow a friends pc to do so - she may even get it removed completely in August if her parents decide not to renew. Take care of you and I hope Janus doesn't offend you too much in next couple of months as she speaks before thinking sometimes. Next back on Friday will make a few postings then. Byeeeee....</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/377/i-ve-arrived</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2026 14:03:10 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/377.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2003 22:54:59 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I've arrived! on Sun, 15 Jun 2003 00:41:50 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">now come on malefact, you know as well as i do that the correct sentance should run..."the world has gone madder"</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/7261</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/7261</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Pickle123]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 15 Jun 2003 00:41:50 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I've arrived! on Sun, 15 Jun 2003 00:34:47 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">The world has gone mad.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/7260</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/7260</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Malefact]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 15 Jun 2003 00:34:47 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I've arrived! on Sat, 14 Jun 2003 16:33:31 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">I did think this would happen.  It is all very well being jokey like that with people who you KNOW, but new people won't have any idea it is a joke, and some of what was said can be taken as an insult.  It went a bit too far for someone who was new to the place, hence why I said a NICE welcome would have done far better.</p>
<p dir="auto">Janus I hope you return, there is a place here for every KM fan, and a place in KM chat if you can ever make it on a weekend.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/7216</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/7216</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Kieran]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 14 Jun 2003 16:33:31 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I've arrived! on Sat, 14 Jun 2003 14:26:22 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">bleh, twas mistake. well if you have to apolergise then i do to so sorry to anyone here that feels they need it.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/7193</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/7193</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Pickle123]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 14 Jun 2003 14:26:22 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I've arrived! on Sat, 14 Jun 2003 14:23:40 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote>
<p dir="auto">no, Emii...you can make jokes...but only when <em>cough cough cough</em> isn't <em>cough cough cough</em></p>
<p dir="auto">ALSO <img src="https://www.knightmare.com/forum/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f62e.png?v=d0be30d29f0" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--open_mouth" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":o" alt="😮" />  How come pesky dungeoneers can dutty up your elf path but I, a tidy ACTUAL ELF (points at name) isnt!</p>
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<p dir="auto"><em>cough cough cough</em> No I don't geddit O.o ^.^</p>
<p dir="auto">Pickle, your feet are dirty - dungeoneers at least wear shoes. And I'm in a bad mood.</p>
<p dir="auto">And as for the last post Thank you - I think you summed it up. She clicked her fingers at us so I thought I'd click them back - y'know. Nothing wrong with a bit of roleplay. The thing is, Janie seems to have contradicted herself a couple of time, saying that we will call her such and such but then saying involving other people is immature. And demanding to be called something and then saying that I click my fingers at people.</p>
<p dir="auto">I only wanted to start a bit of role play <em>sniffle</em> and I DID welcome her...<em>sniffles more</em></p>
<p dir="auto">I won't leave - I was in a gritty mood after my plans went horribly wrong and I was probably attention seeking a bit too. Apologies, all ^.^</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/7191</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/7191</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Emii]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 14 Jun 2003 14:23:40 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I've arrived! on Sat, 14 Jun 2003 06:52:56 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">erm..janus? i'm sorry but you sound like a totally different person in your second post. in the first you burst in clicking your fingers...</p>
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<p dir="auto">In fact you WILL call me Janus. I'm not a bimbo - I am an assistant for the 21st century</p>
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<p dir="auto">...because you seemed so like us from the word go emii involved you straight away with her highjinks as nothing more than pure friendship.</p>
<p dir="auto">I really do hope your second post was a long joke to wind us up or test us or somthing because given more than a two post trial im sure you'ld be as close as th next guy/gal.</p>
<p dir="auto">keiren, i think i may owe you an apolergy. If it isn't a joke then you were right and more power to you.</p>
<p dir="auto">Emii, please don't go. even if janus does you aren't to blame. i joked about mudwrestling...etc too. Some people just take to cerain places better than others i suppose Janus didn't like what i would have considered the nicest welcome possible.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/7170</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/7170</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Pickle123]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 14 Jun 2003 06:52:56 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I've arrived! on Fri, 13 Jun 2003 23:17:32 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Emii, don't go, neither you nor shift+blend should leave over a small misunderstanding, I seem to be ingored a fair bit on this message board, though I am not planning to leave, and so what if people disagree with your posts, that is what makes life interesting,  and misunderstandings do happen, it happends a lot to me, especally on some of the other message boards I am members of..</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/7146</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/7146</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Gerz]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2003 23:17:32 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I've arrived! on Fri, 13 Jun 2003 23:10:16 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Gerz and GG and others all know I was joking with the "oh thanks for backing me up" - I snap my fingers all the time but I don't expect anyone to be there  <img src="https://www.knightmare.com/forum/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f642.png?v=d0be30d29f0" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--slightly_smiling_face" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":)" alt="🙂" /></p>
<p dir="auto">As for involving, I do try, which was why I added the welcome at the bottom of my first post to you and the smiley to go with it. Maybe you weren't familiar with that style of smiley and apologies if you weren't.</p>
<p dir="auto">Twould indeed be nice to start over as there was a great deal of misunderstanding, though I may as well leave the board myself. All I seem to do now is make posts that people disagree with or get offended by.</p>
<p dir="auto">Apologies to all I have offended.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/7145</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/7145</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Emii]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2003 23:10:16 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I've arrived! on Fri, 13 Jun 2003 19:05:50 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">If you ever feel like changin' ya mind, we'll be waitin' to welcome you back.</p>
<p dir="auto">Just cool off, and see how you feel on the morrow, eh?  ;D</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/7128</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/7128</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[WhiteFloatingSkull]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2003 19:05:50 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I've arrived! on Fri, 13 Jun 2003 19:01:30 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">I do hope you change your mind. I'm absolutely sure no-one meant any offense. Although she can best speak for herself, I'm confident Emii was just trying to involve you. You really are welcome, as is anyone who posts here. I'm genuinely sorry if what we've said offended you- that was by no means our intention. Sometimes it's difficult adequately to convey a welcome when you only have some text and a few smileys to play with.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/7127</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/7127</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[GrimaldineGrimwold]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2003 19:01:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I've arrived! on Fri, 13 Jun 2003 17:41:34 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Well if my "Welcome Stranger" comment offended you I am sorry, it was a variation on "enter stranger."</p>
<p dir="auto">As for Emiis comment, I am sure that she was joking and didn't mean to cause offence, she was clearly joking.</p>
<p dir="auto">I just think that it is cross wires, and that maybe you both should like start over or something....</p>
<p dir="auto">just a thought</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/7118</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/7118</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Gerz]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2003 17:41:34 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I've arrived! on Fri, 13 Jun 2003 15:42:34 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">It's quite clear this is a very close forum. So close it's scared me away.  Whoever made the site well done but I can find plenty of of other places to discuss my love of the show.  I won't be back. Emii/Kulaemmi/Kully whatever you want to call yourself I found your earlier "joke" bad enough - ever heard of compromising - obviously not...</p>
<p dir="auto">"Is it me or is this 'Janus' trying to take Kully's job? OI! There's only room for one of us, lady, and the elf always wins! "</p>
<p dir="auto">What made me really see how close and inward looking was this comment:</p>
<p dir="auto">"Oh thanks for backing me up, GG and Gerz!"</p>
<p dir="auto">It's one thing to indulge your fantasy but to snap your fingers and get other people to join in  is just plain immature.</p>
<p dir="auto">All in all, one poster aside, I was not a 'Welcome Stranger' see I can make jokes to and I don't think that one will offend anyone! My 2nd and last visit. Janus said to 'bog off!'.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/7112</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/7112</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[shift+blend]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2003 15:42:34 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I've arrived! on Fri, 13 Jun 2003 14:26:20 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">{Appears, to the haunting melody of series 1-4.}</p>
<p dir="auto">Hello, new dungeoneer-type poster...I am the Whiiite Floooating Skulll, and - OH my god, look over there.</p>
<p dir="auto">{She looks away, and he bounces on her head, reducing her life points to Critical Red.}</p>
<p dir="auto">Oh, I'm sorry - must have been imagining things. You're looking a bit peaky - why not have this 'Pie of a thousand death...uhh, lifepoints' to make you feel better. Yes, that's it - lifepoints...</p>
<p dir="auto">{Floats off, chuckling evilly.}</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/7100</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/7100</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[WhiteFloatingSkull]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2003 14:26:20 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I've arrived! on Fri, 13 Jun 2003 00:54:15 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">no, Emii...you can make jokes...but only when <em>cough cough cough</em> isn't <em>cough cough cough</em></p>
<p dir="auto">understand?</p>
<p dir="auto">erm...lenses...well, take the sum of all the position vectors in the room and devide by the number of position vectors added together gives you the mean position vector...DEAD CENTER MATEH!</p>
<p dir="auto">ALSO <img src="https://www.knightmare.com/forum/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f62e.png?v=d0be30d29f0" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--open_mouth" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":o" alt="😮" />  How come pesky dungeoneers can dutty up your elf path but I, a tidy ACTUAL ELF (points at name) isnt!</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/7055</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/7055</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Pickle123]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2003 00:54:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I've arrived! on Fri, 13 Jun 2003 00:43:15 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote>
<p dir="auto">[No really.. anyone seen my lenses - or rather hazard a guess at where I might hide them in a room that measures about 7ft by 9?]</p>
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<p dir="auto">As the saying goes, they'll be in the last place you look. Which is kinda predictable, since after you've found them you're not going to carry on searching.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/7053</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/7053</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[GrimaldineGrimwold]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2003 00:43:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I've arrived! on Fri, 13 Jun 2003 00:06:17 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Ermmm did it fall out of your eye? Whenever I lose them when they aren't in the case they're usually stuck in the most stupid place like on the radiator or a meter away from where I dropped them...</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/7047</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/7047</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Emii]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2003 00:06:17 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I've arrived! on Thu, 12 Jun 2003 21:50:14 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Emii.. me thinks I've lost my contact lenses on your lovely shiny, swept elf path.. whilst thou returneth them for me whenst they art found?</p>
<p dir="auto">Won't pay any ransom.. they ent worth that - but a post, perhaps. [No really.. anyone seen my lenses - or rather hazard a guess at where I might hide them in a room that measures about 7ft by 9?]</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/7010</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/7010</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[KaM]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2003 21:50:14 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I've arrived! on Thu, 12 Jun 2003 19:47:57 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">AND GET OFF MY ELF PATH - I'VE JUST SWEPT IT!</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/7000</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/7000</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Emii]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2003 19:47:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I've arrived! on Thu, 12 Jun 2003 19:46:43 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">I give up. I can't even make a joke anymore.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/6999</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/6999</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Emii]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2003 19:46:43 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I've arrived! on Thu, 12 Jun 2003 15:32:35 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">...Hence the waking up</p>
<p dir="auto">ok it might seem less friendly if you have no clue what "<strong>^.^</strong>" means, but i think its quite obviously a naughty chuckle showing Emii didn't really mean any harshness..blah, maybe Emii can explain herself better.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>runs for the nearest elf path</em></p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/6960</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/6960</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Pickle123]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2003 15:32:35 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I've arrived! on Thu, 12 Jun 2003 05:20:19 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote>
<p dir="auto">lol, after yesterday with you telling me to chill i realy didnt expect to see that post from you kieren.</p>
<p dir="auto">Emii and Co are most obviously joking and maybe you need to take a moment and calm</p>
<p dir="auto">welcome Janus</p>
<p dir="auto">Emii, I'm afriad she's just more scary...maybe if you two catfight...in mud...</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>wakes up</em></p>
<p dir="auto">...that'll show us who's boss and who's to be feared</p>
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<p dir="auto">Er....Well I would personally not like to be welcomed quite like that.</p>
<p dir="auto">After all, what can seem a joke to some can seem serious to others.....Why can't we all jyst say 'hello' THEN have comments of variable ways?</p>
<p dir="auto">I think the mud fights would be kinda misplaced here, too :-S</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/6945</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/6945</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Kieran]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2003 05:20:19 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I've arrived! on Thu, 12 Jun 2003 02:01:32 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">lol, after yesterday with you telling me to chill i realy didnt expect to see that post from you kieren.</p>
<p dir="auto">Emii and Co are most obviously joking and maybe you need to take a moment and calm</p>
<p dir="auto">welcome Janus</p>
<p dir="auto">Emii, I'm afriad she's just more scary...maybe if you two catfight...in mud...</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>wakes up</em></p>
<p dir="auto">...that'll show us who's boss and who's to be feared</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/6929</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/6929</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Pickle123]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2003 02:01:32 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I've arrived! on Thu, 12 Jun 2003 00:46:46 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">For heavens sake!?!   What has happened to this place!  Now people can't even be welcomed here without people snapping about it!  Let the person have a NICE welcome!</p>
<p dir="auto">Janie I welcome you here, I hope you have a grand time in the community.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/6910</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/6910</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Kieran]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2003 00:46:46 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I've arrived! on Wed, 11 Jun 2003 23:38:54 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">It also explains what happened to my masking tape.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/6899</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/6899</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[GrimaldineGrimwold]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2003 23:38:54 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>