<![CDATA[Series 9]]>Right, since the chances of a series 9 happening have increased slightly, I thought I'd stick my nose in a bit!

I'd like it to have catacombites, Ariadne, skeletrons, armies of goblins (like in films where thousands of people marching in rank are computer-generated and added to the background), scorpions and snakes.

With the new technology, they could move anywhere any way - imagine a rune-lock puzzle on the first door in the Corridor of the Catacombs and a massive catacombite clunking forward out of the darkness...

Bring back bomb rooms - but with a knice knew refinement: motion-sensitive fuses. If you move any faster than a snail's pace the fuse lights. How's that for a test of nerve?

Introduce "Blind Spots" where the dungeoneer won't be able to see and will have to be guided - useful as it means there can still be floor puzzles.

Introduce "Time Tunnels" - series 3 style dwarf tunnels. However, they zoom by ten times faster than the dungeoneer is walking, allowing vast distances to be crossed in a few seconds (a la worm holes). If a real-life antechamber is made, then a brief Time Tunnel sequence can be displayed after the dungeoneer has walked through the Dungeon Door - giving them time to get to the console (or whatever it is). Do a similar thing for a winning dungeoneer to give them time to get back.

Introduce a new, improved mine cart ride but this time have the track running through a series of massive caves, going up and down like a rollercoaster.

btw, if they decide to go on safari again after three series, how about introducing Wolfenden City?

The possibilities are endless!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/41/series-9RSS for NodeSun, 13 Sep 2026 05:55:04 GMTMon, 02 Dec 2002 13:38:33 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Series 9 on Mon, 20 Jan 2003 16:35:30 GMT]]>I hope this issue is now resolved.

This thread is now locked as it has strayed far off topic.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2525https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2525Mon, 20 Jan 2003 16:35:30 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Series 9 on Mon, 20 Jan 2003 14:48:34 GMT]]>Thankyou. I wasn't crying, though! The last time I did that was 8 years and 4 months ago.

Illusion: since he apologised, please don't ban him. He secretly likes Km.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2520https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2520Mon, 20 Jan 2003 14:48:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Series 9 on Mon, 20 Jan 2003 13:56:51 GMT]]>Again, I feel I must post an apology, this time seriously. I do know Malefact personally, in fact, he is sitting about 3 computers away from me at the moment, and, after reading my "God" posts, I turned to Malefact and chuckled, and he had this look of utter hurt in his eyes - there may even have been tears beginning to appear - which, i must admit, broke me up inside a little!

So I'm just going to say that I'm sorry, and will not post any more insulting points, that may hurt my friend's feelings, on this forum again.

Goodbye

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2517https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2517Mon, 20 Jan 2003 13:56:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Series 9 on Mon, 20 Jan 2003 13:45:20 GMT]]>As we speak, a knightmare-eliminating virus is being downloaded to all PC's on this forum - and once activated, never again will the word "Knightmare" or any abbreviation be accepted by the net - Wha-ha-ha-ha!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2516https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2516Mon, 20 Jan 2003 13:45:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Series 9 on Mon, 20 Jan 2003 13:40:04 GMT]]>Now you've gone and done it  - you've angered your God!!!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2513https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2513Mon, 20 Jan 2003 13:40:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Series 9 on Mon, 20 Jan 2003 13:38:07 GMT]]>Actually, I think that reviving Km will be a very good move. It's a proven success and, once back on the screens, will win over a huge new audience. So there!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2511https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2511Mon, 20 Jan 2003 13:38:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Series 9 on Mon, 20 Jan 2003 13:34:42 GMT]]>Wha-ha-ha - I am now a LEVEL 1 DUNGEONEER!!! The nicey-nicey approach can now stop I have achieved my goal!!!

All will bow before me!!!

All will tremble in the face of my might Knightmare put-downs!!!

All will aknowledge that Star Trek is by FAR the better of the two shows!!!

ALL WILLL OBEY ME!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2509https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2509Mon, 20 Jan 2003 13:34:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Series 9 on Mon, 20 Jan 2003 13:31:04 GMT]]>god - my typing's REALLY is TERRIBLE - there should have been another "r" in the first "terrible" i wrote - sorry again

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2507https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2507Mon, 20 Jan 2003 13:31:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Series 9 on Mon, 20 Jan 2003 13:29:09 GMT]]>god - my typing's terible - I mean Malefact

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2506https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2506Mon, 20 Jan 2003 13:29:09 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Series 9 on Mon, 20 Jan 2003 13:28:40 GMT]]>sorry, i mean Malefat

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2505https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2505Mon, 20 Jan 2003 13:28:40 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Series 9 on Mon, 20 Jan 2003 13:27:52 GMT]]>Most importantly Melfrek

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2503https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2503Mon, 20 Jan 2003 13:27:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Series 9 on Mon, 20 Jan 2003 13:26:05 GMT]]>I have been rather mean to some people on this forum

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2502https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2502Mon, 20 Jan 2003 13:26:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Series 9 on Mon, 20 Jan 2003 13:25:28 GMT]]>I think I should apologise

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2501https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2501Mon, 20 Jan 2003 13:25:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Series 9 on Mon, 20 Jan 2003 13:15:56 GMT]]>I have made siginficant contributions.......................................... probably! I'm sure i said somewhere that a season 9 would ruin the archaic atmosphere of ToS, so re-vamping the series would not only be a mistake, but a costly excercise for the TV company and production teams involved - in terms of both cash and time!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2497https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2497Mon, 20 Jan 2003 13:15:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Series 9 on Mon, 20 Jan 2003 13:07:39 GMT]]>Having your own opinions is one thing, but you haven't actually made any kind of proper contribution to this forum.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2494https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2494Mon, 20 Jan 2003 13:07:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Series 9 on Mon, 20 Jan 2003 13:02:27 GMT]]>I'm sorry my opinions over the attitude, tone and gender of "MALEfact" are wrong, or argued against by others on this forum, but I am allowed to have my own opinions, this is America afterall - free speech rules!!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2492https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2492Mon, 20 Jan 2003 13:02:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Series 9 on Mon, 20 Jan 2003 13:00:00 GMT]]>I agree! That Malefact certainly is abusive, and we shouldn't tolerate the foul language from emii

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2491https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2491Mon, 20 Jan 2003 13:00:00 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Series 9 on Fri, 17 Jan 2003 22:13:08 GMT]]>

Does no one moderate these boards?

Illusion does all the admin here. If it was my board however I'd tolerate none of this junk s**t

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2408https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2408Fri, 17 Jan 2003 22:13:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Series 9 on Fri, 17 Jan 2003 18:49:05 GMT]]>It's certainly "disruptive posting", I think you've got valid grounds for it. And I would call a lot of what's been posted abusive, especially towards Malefact.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2401https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2401Fri, 17 Jan 2003 18:49:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Series 9 on Fri, 17 Jan 2003 15:57:39 GMT]]>Well, I could report them. Thing is, though, they haven't been abusive - just damn annoying. I'll ask them nicely (again) to only post if they have something valid to say.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2391https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2391Fri, 17 Jan 2003 15:57:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Series 9 on Fri, 17 Jan 2003 15:13:21 GMT]]>

Does anyone have a large savage dog spare?

Well, you're just in luck there, dearie. Well, Festus isn't really a dog- tell you the truth we don't know what he is. Yes, I know Festus, just shurrupandgerroutofit! Good boys! Well, dearie, I'm sure Festus would be delighted to eat these people. but he's got indigestion at the moment. He would moderate them too, except it's "moderating" the vet that's given him indigestion in the first place. As for the squirrel problem, well if anyone comes across some squirrel repellent in the Level One clue room and brings it to old Mrs. G., there'll be a nice treat in store for them.

On a serious note, I'm sure Illusion will get around to moderating the most recent excesses if he sees fit. He probably hasn't read all the bizarre messages yet today, in any case. If you wanted to mention something about it to him, I suggest you also do so on the "website feedback" section of this forum.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2390https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2390Fri, 17 Jan 2003 15:13:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Series 9 on Fri, 17 Jan 2003 14:34:40 GMT]]>Does no one moderate these boards?

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2389https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2389Fri, 17 Jan 2003 14:34:40 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Series 9 on Fri, 17 Jan 2003 13:58:26 GMT]]>stop being such a c ck zall !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2386https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2386Fri, 17 Jan 2003 13:58:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Series 9 on Fri, 17 Jan 2003 13:58:06 GMT]]>to

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