<![CDATA[Favourite quote from Series 3]]>I know this type of thing has probably been done before, but as we're seeing Series 3 again I thought I'd like to see what your favourite quote (from Treguard or otherwise) is from this series.

So far (because I haven't seen the rest yet and can't remember them very well) mine are:

Treguard saying "Cliff seems to have come to rather a pointed end" when Cliff died.

Olaf saying to Motley "Oh yes! Ze looting and ze pillaging" after he'd caught up with Leo and Motley appeared.

Mr Grimwold's roaring!

Mrs Grimold saying "Oh 'ello, dearie!" and of course the classic "SHURRUP, FESTUS!"

Mogdred's laughter, it's so evil!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/431/favourite-quote-from-series-3RSS for NodeSun, 13 Sep 2026 08:06:56 GMTWed, 25 Jun 2003 13:13:34 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Favourite quote from Series 3 on Sun, 29 Jun 2003 22:47:50 GMT]]>Scott's Quest, after Velda just snatched the horn off him!

Advisor; "Dont worry Scott, she's just in a bit of a mood!" lmao!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/8418https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/8418Sun, 29 Jun 2003 22:47:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Favourite quote from Series 3 on Sun, 29 Jun 2003 12:02:20 GMT]]>Festus has become a lot more playful recently. Especially with people's livers.  (Mrs G)

Av' you seen Festus dearie?  Of course not, you wouldn't be 'ere if you 'ad. (Mrs G)

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/8396https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/8396Sun, 29 Jun 2003 12:02:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Favourite quote from Series 3 on Sat, 28 Jun 2003 22:17:51 GMT]]>the quote

'oh, you've been swallowed by the snake. well what are you going to do now?'

seems pretty good to me

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/8370https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/8370Sat, 28 Jun 2003 22:17:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Favourite quote from Series 3 on Sat, 28 Jun 2003 18:00:31 GMT]]>one of my favourites has got to be:

Team > Sidestep to your right

Scott > Ok

Team > Stop - Sidestep to your left

Scott walks to his right

Team > No your left

Scott > That is my left

CRASH

Scott > Oh wait, no its not

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/8366https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/8366Sat, 28 Jun 2003 18:00:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Favourite quote from Series 3 on Sat, 28 Jun 2003 17:38:56 GMT]]>"There's no door there, team..."

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/8365https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/8365Sat, 28 Jun 2003 17:38:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Favourite quote from Series 3 on Fri, 27 Jun 2003 02:39:04 GMT]]>

"I can see a pie!" springs to mind for some reason. made me laugh!

Yes, that makes me laugh too. I also like the bit just before when they attempt to put one of the bones from the table in the knapsack- the way Treguard says "They're bones- that's not food- just dried bone" makes me crack up.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/8322https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/8322Fri, 27 Jun 2003 02:39:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Favourite quote from Series 3 on Fri, 27 Jun 2003 02:29:32 GMT]]>I like olaf's quote - mentioned earlier in this thread

"oh yeass de lootings and de piligings and de bonkings on de tonkings on de head!"

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/8321https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/8321Fri, 27 Jun 2003 02:29:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Favourite quote from Series 3 on Fri, 27 Jun 2003 00:54:27 GMT]]>

I always laugh when Leo is about to go down the well to level 2.  'Oh, and hurry up because there's an axe coming down on you'.  It's more the calm way the advisors say it than anything else.

I also like the one where a dungeoneer holds his nose when going down the well.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/8315https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/8315Fri, 27 Jun 2003 00:54:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Favourite quote from Series 3 on Thu, 26 Jun 2003 17:12:06 GMT]]>Another one I've just remembered - when a team had to tell a joke to Motley so he would push them in the mine cart.

The dungeoneer got it wrong initally...

"Whats the difference between crazy money and a counterfit rabbit..."

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/8308https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/8308Thu, 26 Jun 2003 17:12:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Favourite quote from Series 3 on Thu, 26 Jun 2003 16:30:11 GMT]]>For me - Mogdred's evil laugh - no other baddie does it better.

I also liked Mrs Grimwold's SHURRRRRRUP FESTAS!! and Mcgrew's insult to Mogdred - who you callin' a hairy barbarian you sisified we monk'???

Oh, the present to the goblins - hilarious.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/8305https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/8305Thu, 26 Jun 2003 16:30:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Favourite quote from Series 3 on Thu, 26 Jun 2003 15:46:03 GMT]]>Yes, the "Knit one..." scene was really good too.

I also like the occasions where the advisors can't decide whether Mrs. G is male or female. Some of them spend ages trying to work it out, even once she's started the scene going.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/8302https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/8302Thu, 26 Jun 2003 15:46:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Favourite quote from Series 3 on Thu, 26 Jun 2003 14:57:51 GMT]]>It's just got to be the 'Say hello to the goblins and ask if they'd like a present' bit. What a funny way to bow out of the game!  ;D

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/8294https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/8294Thu, 26 Jun 2003 14:57:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Favourite quote from Series 3 on Thu, 26 Jun 2003 14:11:22 GMT]]>I like these two quotes said in the same sketch (both by Mrs G):

"Knit one, purl one, drop one, grab one, hurl one!"

and

"The first step is the dog...THE DOG...NO FESTUS, I already told you, I don't know what you are!"

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/8291https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/8291Thu, 26 Jun 2003 14:11:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Favourite quote from Series 3 on Thu, 26 Jun 2003 01:28:04 GMT]]>I always laugh when Leo is about to go down the well to level 2.  'Oh, and hurry up because there's an axe coming down on you'.  It's more the calm way the advisors say it than anything else.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/8282https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/8282Thu, 26 Jun 2003 01:28:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Favourite quote from Series 3 on Thu, 26 Jun 2003 00:58:21 GMT]]>Yeh, unsurprisingly, I'd choose the goblin present bit and anything said by Mrs. G. I laugh whenever I see "her" appear on screen. For some reason the scene where she tries to sell the map always makes me laugh most.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/8280https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/8280Thu, 26 Jun 2003 00:58:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Favourite quote from Series 3 on Thu, 26 Jun 2003 00:43:59 GMT]]>"GERROUTOVIT!!!" (Mrs Grimwold)

"Say hello to the goblins and..." you know the rest.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/8279https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/8279Thu, 26 Jun 2003 00:43:59 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Favourite quote from Series 3 on Thu, 26 Jun 2003 00:06:08 GMT]]>"I can see a pie!" springs to mind for some reason. made me laugh!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/8278https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/8278Thu, 26 Jun 2003 00:06:08 GMT