<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[i hid behind the sofa today]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">hehe, 19 years old and im still hiding behind the sofa at ariadne's lair.  actually, i went into the kitchen to hide.  frank thought i was hilarious.  i think i might have to kill him.</p>
<p dir="auto">and i was jumping up and down screaming at the corridoor of blades.  'side step right, no faster, again, faster, argh, noooooooooo'.  and when they just kinda said 'oh, we died...'</p>
<p dir="auto">who else hid behind their sofa recently?</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/469/i-hid-behind-the-sofa-today</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2026 13:16:29 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/469.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2003 01:21:13 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to i hid behind the sofa today on Sat, 19 Jul 2003 02:32:59 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">I never found anything particularly scary about Knightmare, although the early Series did have this never-know-what's-behind-the-corner feel. So did the later Series to an extent but not as obvious. I just enjoyed the programme.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/9173</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/9173</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Billy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 19 Jul 2003 02:32:59 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to i hid behind the sofa today on Fri, 18 Jul 2003 22:51:04 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Sorry, I meant I tied the scarf over my eyes so I coulnt see</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/9148</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/9148</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Snowwiewolf]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2003 22:51:04 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to i hid behind the sofa today on Thu, 17 Jul 2003 22:29:58 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">I think winning quests make me more worked up than deaths or threats - I remember sitting in Walsall watching Dickon win, and when he got the crown me and Becki started to chant, "Dick-<em>on</em>! Dick-<em>on</em>!".</p>
<p dir="auto">Then fireworks started to shoot into the sky from quite a few neighbouring houses.</p>
<p dir="auto">Coincidence? I think not.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/9095</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/9095</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Pooka]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2003 22:29:58 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to i hid behind the sofa today on Wed, 16 Jul 2003 19:56:54 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Ack! Festus is on the loose!</p>
<p dir="auto">I remember doing a victory dance when Julie won and wearing a scarf every time someone went to the Corridor of blades... and yester day my neigbour came to my home and told me to stop making so much noise.... I had been yelling:Take the blade! Take the green blade!</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/9042</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/9042</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Snowwiewolf]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2003 19:56:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to i hid behind the sofa today on Mon, 14 Jul 2003 18:52:00 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote>
<p dir="auto">You called? Raaaaaaaaaaaaah!</p>
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<p dir="auto">Gerrroutofit! I'm so sorry, dearies, he's a bit playful. Goodness knows what my 'ubbie Grimmy will say when 'e comes 'ome and finds Festus on the loose.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/8960</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/8960</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[GrimaldineGrimwold]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2003 18:52:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to i hid behind the sofa today on Mon, 14 Jul 2003 11:41:58 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">You called? Raaaaaaaaaaaaah!</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/8947</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/8947</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Festus]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2003 11:41:58 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to i hid behind the sofa today on Sun, 13 Jul 2003 23:07:02 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">If your going to eat super noodles they should be bacon or mild curry!</p>
<p dir="auto">Thats a point, wouldnt it be funny if these types of food were available as food in Knightmare!</p>
<p dir="auto">"Whats on the table?"</p>
<p dir="auto">"Gold, Gem stone, Potion.....and a Pot Noodle"</p>
<p dir="auto">"Right put the Pot Noodle in yer knapsack, Pickle put on the kettle for us wudja!"</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/8934</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/8934</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[MPK]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 13 Jul 2003 23:07:02 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to i hid behind the sofa today on Sat, 12 Jul 2003 17:19:45 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Ahh, whereas i prefer the supa noodles (chicken flavour) to graze on whilst hiding behind the sofa or watching knightmare though my fingers.</p>
<p dir="auto">I believe it's the fact that they're bright yellow that attracted me first...</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/8897</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/8897</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[RoxxAatherton]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2003 17:19:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to i hid behind the sofa today on Sat, 12 Jul 2003 16:23:40 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Indeed you can. Myself and my sister have a pot noodle every week, except she's allergic to peanuts. So while I get the cheaper, "may con tain traces of peanut" Asda-brand pot, she gets the commercial-brand pot. Only this week my mother accidentally picked up a King Pot in Sweet and Sour flavour for my sister, which I wasn't too pleased about.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/8894</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/8894</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Kawaii_Catgirl]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2003 16:23:40 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to i hid behind the sofa today on Sat, 12 Jul 2003 15:52:44 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">I kno this is random and completely unrelated, but can you get King Pot Noodles in sweet and sour flavour? I'm eating one as I type but I didn't think you could get them. Never seen them before. This one was given to me by guy me and my mates met at a campsite. Really strange. It wasn't open and it tastes ok...<em>suspicious</em></p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/8893</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/8893</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Emii]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2003 15:52:44 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to i hid behind the sofa today on Sat, 12 Jul 2003 12:38:48 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">KM hasn't caused me to rush out the room since 1991.  </p>
<p dir="auto">Anyway the Series 6 ending was scary.  The dragon in flight and Treguard/Pickle's urging the team to hurry was incredibly tense.</p>
<p dir="auto">Nothing beat the sheer horror of finding out Mrs G was actually a man though.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/8890</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/8890</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[PunmiesterWhiteley]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2003 12:38:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to i hid behind the sofa today on Fri, 11 Jul 2003 23:01:03 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">I still get the urge to jump on my feet and start running on the spot whenever goblins chase dungeoneers, dunno why, it doesnt do no good- especially in Julie's case!</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/8871</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/8871</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[MPK]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2003 23:01:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to i hid behind the sofa today on Fri, 11 Jul 2003 18:15:17 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote>
<p dir="auto">Quick get GG, I think Festus has a job to do!!  ;D</p>
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<p dir="auto">Well, dearies, we could just let Festus decide whether the Mephisto deserves to be mauled. After all, Festus is free of all prejudice- he eats everyone equally.</p>
<p dir="auto"><strong>much cackling</strong></p>
<p dir="auto">[Yes, I know I ripped off W.C. Fields, before anyone cares to inform me.  ]</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/8860</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/8860</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[GrimaldineGrimwold]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2003 18:15:17 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to i hid behind the sofa today on Fri, 11 Jul 2003 18:08:00 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">{Comes out from the cellar.}</p>
<p dir="auto">Whhhooooo....did somebody request the services of a Floating White Skull.?</p>
<p dir="auto">{Looks around.} Eh...anybody?</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/8858</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/8858</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[WhiteFloatingSkull]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2003 18:08:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to i hid behind the sofa today on Fri, 11 Jul 2003 15:45:59 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">i dont think meph meant knightmare was bad, just that he doesn't find it particuly scary anymore...or perhaps never did.</p>
<p dir="auto">each to their own, as long as he likes the show and has signed the petition he cant be that bad</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/8848</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/8848</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Pickle123]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2003 15:45:59 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to i hid behind the sofa today on Thu, 10 Jul 2003 23:34:33 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Quick get GG, I think Festus has a job to do!!  ;D</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/8841</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/8841</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Debz_g]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2003 23:34:33 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to i hid behind the sofa today on Thu, 10 Jul 2003 19:05:12 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Gotta send our our Floating White Skull after you... Just wondering but why are you posting a semi-negative message on a Knightmare forum... You're just asking for trouble...</p>
<p dir="auto">WhiteDevil</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/8837</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/8837</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[WhiteDevil]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2003 19:05:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to i hid behind the sofa today on Thu, 10 Jul 2003 00:29:21 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">your all nuts.</p>
<p dir="auto">I just watch it like any other normal program.. I still think it should be more at home on the comedy channel  <img src="https://www.knightmare.com/forum/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f609.png?v=d0be30d29f0" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--wink" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=";)" alt="😉" /></p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/8818</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/8818</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Purgatory]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2003 00:29:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to i hid behind the sofa today on Wed, 09 Jul 2003 13:46:51 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">I could never bear to watch dungeoneers tackle the causeways in series 5 - I always jumped out of my skin when one perished because it was so sudden. (Back then, of course, it didn't occur to me to look out for the camera cutting back to the advisors being the sign that a death was imminent!)</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/8798</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/8798</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Malefact]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2003 13:46:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to i hid behind the sofa today on Wed, 09 Jul 2003 01:36:25 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Well.. not quite.. but I croutched up on the sofa and just peeked out between the knees at it. I've rehearsed the corridor of blades so well in my head that I just shut my eyes.. and knew the exact second (timings from advisor's shouts) he was about to become no more, and just sunk my head.</p>
<p dir="auto">I think the Red Dragon incident, end of S6 always rattles me the most. Haunts me for days, that - still. Hordriss' interruption, the creepy music... the swishing of the wings - and Treguard's panic and urgency. Wonderful how they shot it down... absolutely wonderful.            KaM</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/8793</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/8793</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[KaM]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2003 01:36:25 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>