<![CDATA[Funniest moments]]>OK everyone, what are your favourite funny moments in the whole of Knightmare?  These include banter between characters (maybe including dungeoneer), hilarious deaths etc...

Some of the funniest moments for me are:

  1.  Series 4 - Simon from Wales being told to 'side step to the left' in the Block & Tackle and falling down the hole!

  2.  Series 5 - The dungeoneer turned goblin saying the wrong password to the blocker and more than that, saying the causeway combination in the wrong order!  Lol!

  3.  Series 6 (I think!) - Sly Hands fishing in the barrel on his 'Day Orf'

  4.  Series 7 - Sly Hands (again!) jumping out of the mural on Julie's quest and then proceeding to get drunk, then singing 'Ten Dead Goblins Sittin' On The Wall'!

  5.  Series 7 - Lots in Barry's quest (my fave ever quest and team!).  Including Barry & his team's banter, Barry bumping into the wall in the dark room, Lord Fear turning Lissard into Marta then asking him out, Barry making a mistake with the jar of humbugs and thinking it said 'a jar of humus' in the dwarf tunnel and then putting the boot down on Raptor and his goblins!

  6.  Series 8 - The fireball room in Daniel's quest: the way Gideon was acting was hilarious!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/48/funniest-momentsRSS for NodeSun, 13 Sep 2026 11:31:14 GMTThu, 05 Dec 2002 02:19:57 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Funniest moments on Sat, 16 Aug 2003 19:28:31 GMT]]>And the reason why treguard says " I shouldnt look any more" is because hes trying to cover up the fact that the goblins dont actually do anything

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/10843https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/10843Sat, 16 Aug 2003 19:28:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Funniest moments on Sat, 16 Aug 2003 19:23:29 GMT]]>When there was a delay with merlins lightning and he kind of moved his hand as if to cast it, there was a still

a 1 second delay.  ;D

The whole scene with July and the goblins - the adviser on the far left was so pathetic with her say "hello to the goblins..."

Julie trying to reach for the cartoon sword was also funny. And then there was that kid on the last team in series 3 that sat in the middle looking as though he didnt know where he was

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/10841https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/10841Sat, 16 Aug 2003 19:23:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Funniest moments on Sat, 16 Aug 2003 19:13:50 GMT]]>Another thing also is outtakes. Which scenes/incedences did you pick up on as possible outtakes? Like when Merlin appeared on his throne before the lightning after Martin s3 took the three steps and of course the brother Mace incedent as mentioned above. Any others also

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/10840https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/10840Sat, 16 Aug 2003 19:13:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Funniest moments on Sat, 16 Aug 2003 16:44:53 GMT]]>The scene in the last episode of series 7 with Barry, Hands, Romahna and the goblins.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/10838https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/10838Sat, 16 Aug 2003 16:44:53 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Funniest moments on Sat, 16 Aug 2003 00:43:03 GMT]]>I don't think i can do this again.. i think with already talked about this in MANY other topics.. and probs have ones related to this on its own

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/10826https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/10826Sat, 16 Aug 2003 00:43:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Funniest moments on Sat, 16 Aug 2003 00:15:55 GMT]]>what's your funniest scenes.

Mine as already mentioned on a few occasions:

Julie and the Goblins

Simon sidestepping to the left

Martin's acting

Brother Mace offering Giles the wrong card

Giles in the Corridor of Blades and the Block and Tackle

One I watch but don't remember; Nicola's quest (T2,s7), Lissard getting fireballed by Smirkenorff.

All to name a few

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/10825https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/10825Sat, 16 Aug 2003 00:15:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Funniest moments on Sun, 20 Jul 2003 14:35:57 GMT]]>Hello!

Firstly, am new here so HI to all. AM 26 tho, so i remember the the 'Mare the first time they came out. Still the best entertainment on tele tho...

As for funniest moments, well, rather than a specific piece of dialogue or action, for me it's when the team get hyper-excited. This is normally when they're particularly young and don't quite understand the technology behind the show!

A great example of this was in S2 (i think) when a dungeoneer was walking down the corridor (u know - the boring one that just keeps going) when the bats start flying towards you. One lil lad (bless him) virtually jumped out of his seat to warn the Dungeonner to "WATCH OUT FOR THE BATS!"Hello!

Firstly, am new here so HI to all. AM 26 tho, so i remember the the 'Mare the first time they came out. Still the best entertainment on tele tho...

As for funniest moments, well, rather than a specific piece of dialogue or action, for me it's when the team get hyper-excited. This is normally when they're particularly young and don't quite understand the technology behind the show!

A great example of this was in S2 (i think) when a dungeoneer was walking down the corridor (u know - the boring one that just keeps going) when the bats start flying towards you. One lil lad (bless him) virtually jumped out of his seat to warn the Dungeonner to "WATCH OUT FOR THE BATS!". lol and wipes a tear away...

Another good example was in a reasonably recent episode when there were 3 girls (that annoying blonde one in the middle?) and as the Dungeoneer was walking thru the forest towards the portal, she saw the clump of grass and informed her to step over it, and to "walk over the..........leaves".

If only they were old enough to realise this is all pre-recorded material and that what they say will have no effect! They same went for last night's show (Saturday) when in the castle that tall geeky kid on the right (i was REALLY expecting his voice to have broken...lol) was looking out for any sly exits, any obscure offshoots...go right...when the film has already recorded going left.

Tis the simple subtle things I like...

PM

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/9284https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/9284Sun, 20 Jul 2003 14:35:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Funniest moments on Sun, 20 Jul 2003 13:51:35 GMT]]>Funny  😄 but like roxx said it would have been edited out....

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/9283https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/9283Sun, 20 Jul 2003 13:51:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Funniest moments on Sat, 19 Jul 2003 23:04:37 GMT]]>methinks that would've been edited out, hehe

tho it is rather funnym even if not for the squeemish/prude!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/9256https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/9256Sat, 19 Jul 2003 23:04:37 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Funniest moments on Sat, 19 Jul 2003 22:34:43 GMT]]>When Motley asks the Dungeoneers to tell him a joke, the Dungeoneers gave him really crap ones. If i had to tell him a joke it would be "How do you embarrass an Archeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it came from!"  ;D

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/9252https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/9252Sat, 19 Jul 2003 22:34:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Funniest moments on Sat, 19 Jul 2003 22:30:07 GMT]]>The endings with Pickle were one of my faouwrites too  🙂

and there was Akash team in the bomb room:

Treguard turns to the screen and says: This team seems to hunt for trouble

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/9250https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/9250Sat, 19 Jul 2003 22:30:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Funniest moments on Sat, 19 Jul 2003 21:36:44 GMT]]>There were many funny moments but one of my favourites was when Pickle told the watchers to "Bog off" in S5!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/9239https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/9239Sat, 19 Jul 2003 21:36:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Funniest moments on Sat, 19 Jul 2003 16:19:06 GMT]]>Treguard and Pickle's conversations at the end of the episodes are always good for a laugh. To wit:

(BONG! Time-out has occured!)

"Can they hear us, Master?"

"I don't think so - but best not make any rude remarks about them, just in case."

"...What about them, Master?" (both turn to face the camera)

"Oh, you can say what you like about them. Tough as nails, that lot..."

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/9212https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/9212Sat, 19 Jul 2003 16:19:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Funniest moments on Sat, 19 Jul 2003 16:15:28 GMT]]>

Oh yeah, I remember that, that was such a pants joke, definately worthy of of a slap round the face and expulsion from the dungeon!

Well at  least it was more imaginative than the chicken crossing the road.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/9209https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/9209Sat, 19 Jul 2003 16:15:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Funniest moments on Sat, 19 Jul 2003 16:14:21 GMT]]>Pickle: No  magic master....but  BAGS  of pluck...

Pickle: Root and fen, team  if  my memory selves me whurl etc....

Tregaurd: BEWARE! (dungeoneer sinks into quicksand)

SiMAN step to youah left!

Merlin: I've almost fogotten what to do next.....I HAVE forgotten what to so next.....

Dungeoneer: Can you repeat the question  please? Dorcas: NOOOIIIOOOOO! I can't!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/9208https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/9208Sat, 19 Jul 2003 16:14:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Funniest moments on Sat, 19 Jul 2003 14:39:04 GMT]]>

Leo: What is the difference between crazy money and a counterfit bun-

Motley: Try to get it right...

Leo: Umm... Whats the difference between counterfit money and a mad bunny?

Motley: I dont know

Leo: The other bad money and the others a mad bunny

(or was it the others a bad bunny)

Oh yeah, I remember that, that was such a pants joke, definately worthy of of a slap round the face and expulsion from the dungeon!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/9197https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/9197Sat, 19 Jul 2003 14:39:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Funniest moments on Sat, 19 Jul 2003 14:16:29 GMT]]>I just saw some  funny bits:

(first to win) Mark in a dark room:

Mark: Where am I?

Advisor: You tell us... (starts laughing)

I'm not sure if this is funny....

Akash falls in to the pit in Liliths chambre:

Treguard: Oohh, nasty...

Advisor starts laughing...

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/9194https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/9194Sat, 19 Jul 2003 14:16:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Funniest moments on Sat, 19 Jul 2003 13:25:52 GMT]]>Gunrada dropping her sword at end bit of Series 4.

Honesty Bartram's "Nice doing business with you, don't tell yer dad" line.

And Stiletta's helmet line that everyone missed.  It's in my sig.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/9190https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/9190Sat, 19 Jul 2003 13:25:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Funniest moments on Sat, 19 Jul 2003 12:53:48 GMT]]>Leo: What is the difference between crazy money and a counterfit bun-

Motley: Try to get it right...

Leo: Umm... Whats the difference between counterfit money and a mad bunny?

Motley: I dont know

Leo: The other bad money and the others a mad bunny

(or was it the others a bad bunny)

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/9186https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/9186Sat, 19 Jul 2003 12:53:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Funniest moments on Sat, 19 Jul 2003 12:50:03 GMT]]>Can you remember the joke, snowy, sweetie?

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/9185https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/9185Sat, 19 Jul 2003 12:50:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Funniest moments on Sat, 19 Jul 2003 11:17:31 GMT]]>I wish, just once, he would have said 'that's the most pathetic joke i've ever seen, i'm not gonna give you a spell or advice for that one, come back when you've got something funny'

In series 3 team 4, Leo told a joke that Motley didint like... but he helped them anyway

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/9183https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/9183Sat, 19 Jul 2003 11:17:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Funniest moments on Fri, 20 Jun 2003 16:23:05 GMT]]>I know someone who went to Scotland for a little while and they flew there. It took less time then it would have on the train and it was much cheeper. They had to fly from Luton though! Do you have any friends or any one you know in London or somewhere near by?

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/7929https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/7929Fri, 20 Jun 2003 16:23:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Funniest moments on Tue, 17 Jun 2003 16:11:21 GMT]]>Yep, the jokes Motley had to tell were pretty awful - I can't believe he thought that "Why'd the chicken cross the road?" was hilarious! Lol! I'm pleased that he's got a part in that musical - it's great! What's his singing voice like? I just wish I could go and see it - I live in Scotland and London's a bit far. Maybe someday there'll be a touring production, it probably won't be as good as the one in the West End but I'd still enjoy it.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/7460https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/7460Tue, 17 Jun 2003 16:11:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Funniest moments on Tue, 17 Jun 2003 16:05:11 GMT]]>

I take it you like Queen then? That's great, 'cause I do too! What's your favourite song?

Does Paul get to sing one in his role?

Yes I do like Queen and I've been to see that show loadsa times, Paul gets to sing Seven seas of Rhye among others (I'll have to think about the rest and let you know)

Bit of a difference from trying to tell jokes to dragons eh?!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/7459https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/7459Tue, 17 Jun 2003 16:05:11 GMT