So really at the moment there's only one way.

One way, or another, we're gonna make them, we're gonna make 'em make 'em make'em make 'em release a DVD of Knightmare.......

Excellent! The computer gremlins wont let me online for a week and when I come online there are loads of great ideas being formed.

Thanx to Pickle looks like we've got plan G, subliminal messaging

and thanx to PhoenixFlame we've got plan H, hacking into the GM computer systems.

I'll have to do some research into these, but I'm pretty sure they could work and they are VERY cunning

LOL, we have a whole alphabet soup of ideas!  

tapes of tekeshis castle to show them what rubbish they could be being asked toproduce and then after the torture of watching them they'll beg to release KM

Thanx to Pickle looks like we've got plan G, subliminal messaging

and thanx to PhoenixFlame we've got plan H, hacking into the GM computer systems.

I'll have to do some research into these, but I'm pretty sure they could work and they are VERY cunning

I'll go in there and growl quietly to unnerve them at first.

Now, now, Festus, not while we have visitors. I'm sure the nice people at GM who used to pay Grimmie's ogreing wages don' wanna 'ear your 'eds growling.

Then I'll let a full roar out.

We've 'ad enough of your roaring, thankyou. Old Brangwen next door keeps threatening to phone the police.

They'll get the message and probably get on with it (once they've changed their underwear).

Would you change you mind if I offer yer this bone. Yes, nice bones, Festus! I know you 'as a terrible 'unger an' all.

Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Shurrupangerraaartofit!

Then I'll let a full roar out.

They'll get the message and probably get on with it (once they've changed their underwear).

Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

i like mine better due to the lack of need of psychics and sucklike

LOL, very true!  ;D

Or, we can take contol of their minds, with telepathy.

Or we could abduct the head of the company, and then make him watch every episode of Knightmare, and then he'd realise what a good show it is, and release it on DVD, for the large amount of fans that are out there.

no piracy.

i think theres a prob roxxy dear, or maybe even two!

1. they may be LOADS of GM executives...you need to recruit other posters.

2. what happens when you run out of letters for your plans?

and just arandom question...when plan A works can we try out some of the others...just for fun...please??

There cant be THAT many Gm executives because otherwise they wouldn't be executives would they??! and anyway I couldn't deal with any of the woman executives as, well they're normally a bit butch and dodgy looking, so I'll have to recruit someone to help me out on that, that's assuming that there are any woman executives of course,

When we reach plan Y, I'll fully catalogue all the plans to date and then we can either start doubling up the letters (e.g. plan AA,BB,CC) or we can double them up another way (e.g. plan AA,AB,AC,AD)

Roxxy thinks of everything!

Jebstar and Phoenixflame, we need something a bit more cunning please...

i think theres a prob roxxy dear, or maybe even two!

1. they may be LOADS of GM executives...you need to recruit other posters.

2. what happens when you run out of letters for your plans?

and just arandom question...when plan A works can we try out some of the others...just for fun...please??

Good Idea though Marge, unfortuneately you didn't quite think it through, clearly not as skilled at cunning plan forming as I, hehe

hugz Marge and pats her on the head

Right then, Plan G.

Send in Festus This envoles asking GG to

a) starve him for a while and

b) lend him to us half-starved.

Hmmm, the problem is that after a) he'd eat me, so I'd be unable to do b). And since he'd eaten me, someone would need to do a) again to get him in a suitably starved state. But once they'd done that, he'd eat them, so...