<![CDATA[Knew Knightmare dungeon master?]]>Can't remember if this has already been asked (sorry if it has been though), but who would everyone like to see as dungeon master in the Knew Knightmare? I personally would like to see Hugo Myatt (not as an avatar though) as dungeon master again

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/517/knew-knightmare-dungeon-masterRSS for NodeSun, 13 Sep 2026 05:10:05 GMTFri, 01 Aug 2003 22:14:59 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Knew Knightmare dungeon master? on Thu, 18 Mar 2004 19:17:25 GMT]]>And if anybody's been watching Neighbours recently (heaven help us), then the character Rocco reminds you of a more evil Dungeon Master. Some kind of Mafia brother, perhaps.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/20173https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/20173Thu, 18 Mar 2004 19:17:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knew Knightmare dungeon master? on Thu, 18 Mar 2004 15:07:29 GMT]]>When i was a kid my best mates dad looked exactly like Tregard  ;D

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/20142https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/20142Thu, 18 Mar 2004 15:07:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knew Knightmare dungeon master? on Thu, 26 Feb 2004 01:20:32 GMT]]>Anne Robinson as repalcing Treguard?!  Please, no!!!!!

It'd be like having Pat Sharp as Dungeon Master, painful!!  

shudders at the thought

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/19101https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/19101Thu, 26 Feb 2004 01:20:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knew Knightmare dungeon master? on Sun, 01 Feb 2004 14:26:41 GMT]]>Well, she's incapable of expressing any emotion any more, thanks to the plastic surgeon's latest gimmick. I half expect her to say "Does not compute" when she hears the reply to the questions on dull-fest quiz show "Weakest Link". I've taken to watching Alan Partridg-I mean, Richard Madely on Channel 4 now.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18794https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18794Sun, 01 Feb 2004 14:26:41 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knew Knightmare dungeon master? on Sun, 01 Feb 2004 02:30:14 GMT]]>

Ouch, ooch!

But then, Anne Robinson isn't human these days. Just some twisted android.

I think the word "twisted" is most definitely relevant! She might indeed be one of those pioneers who decided to replace parts of her limited human self with artificial substitutes, but went a bit too far. Still, the artificial wrinkles and artificial evidence of Botox injections are pretty convincing, I have to say.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18786https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18786Sun, 01 Feb 2004 02:30:14 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knew Knightmare dungeon master? on Sun, 01 Feb 2004 02:25:49 GMT]]>

Why did Richard O'Brien think he heard glass breaking?

Because Ed Tudor Pole

(Ed Chewed a Pole)

Actually, that's not half bad, I have to say. The biggest joke, however, is ETP himself.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18785https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18785Sun, 01 Feb 2004 02:25:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knew Knightmare dungeon master? on Fri, 30 Jan 2004 22:17:55 GMT]]>Yes, I have "The Weakest Link" PC version and the picture and Avatar of her proves it.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18732https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18732Fri, 30 Jan 2004 22:17:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knew Knightmare dungeon master? on Fri, 30 Jan 2004 20:50:51 GMT]]>Ouch, ooch!

But then, Anne Robinson isn't human these days. Just some twisted android.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18711https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18711Fri, 30 Jan 2004 20:50:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knew Knightmare dungeon master? on Fri, 30 Jan 2004 20:29:56 GMT]]>No, Aesandre's needs to be someone with at least SOME feminine characteristics.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18706https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18706Fri, 30 Jan 2004 20:29:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knew Knightmare dungeon master? on Fri, 30 Jan 2004 20:27:45 GMT]]>I'd quite like to see Colin Baker take the Treguard role, I think he'd be quite good at it myself.

Perhaps Anne Robinson would be better off as Aesandre?

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18705https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18705Fri, 30 Jan 2004 20:27:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knew Knightmare dungeon master? on Fri, 30 Jan 2004 18:12:50 GMT]]>Ooh, Someone's got claws with venom today...!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18689https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18689Fri, 30 Jan 2004 18:12:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knew Knightmare dungeon master? on Fri, 30 Jan 2004 18:03:08 GMT]]>Oh. Okay then. Ha... ha... ha... Funny. Tell it to me again, Motley, do.

I was about to suggest Anne Robinson as the new Dungeon Master, but we don't want someone with a beard that thick do we?

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18686https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18686Fri, 30 Jan 2004 18:03:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knew Knightmare dungeon master? on Fri, 30 Jan 2004 14:38:51 GMT]]>It was his teeth!  ;D

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18672https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18672Fri, 30 Jan 2004 14:38:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knew Knightmare dungeon master? on Fri, 30 Jan 2004 13:52:40 GMT]]>Why glass? Wouldn't the pole be made of metal?

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18671https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18671Fri, 30 Jan 2004 13:52:40 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knew Knightmare dungeon master? on Fri, 30 Jan 2004 13:47:17 GMT]]>Why did Richard O'Brien think he heard glass breaking?

Because Ed Tudor Pole

(Ed Chewed a Pole)

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18669https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18669Fri, 30 Jan 2004 13:47:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knew Knightmare dungeon master? on Thu, 29 Jan 2004 01:43:47 GMT]]>Sorry. Although I didn't mind him in the Crystal Maze (it was probably his dress sense that saved it for me...man, I'd 've liked to have worn that waistcoat and the gloves and such...not the camp attire of Richard o' Brien), he wasn't as good. As Richard o' Brien, obviously.

Anyway, I wonder what ol' cosmic handshake would make of all this debate? Probably best he didn't find out.

(If he's the next one to post....well...)

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18621https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18621Thu, 29 Jan 2004 01:43:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knew Knightmare dungeon master? on Wed, 28 Jan 2004 11:18:16 GMT]]>Thowing tomatoes!

That's my cue...  ;D

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18578https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18578Wed, 28 Jan 2004 11:18:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knew Knightmare dungeon master? on Wed, 28 Jan 2004 03:50:34 GMT]]>

And Ed....there was something I was going to say about him, but I've forgotten it. Probably just as well.

So long as it wasn't "He's dead", you should be okay. Oh, if you said he was the best thing in *The Crystal Maze *you probably wouldn't earn you many admirers, but the tomatoes thrown at you in the street might make good soup.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18568https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18568Wed, 28 Jan 2004 03:50:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knew Knightmare dungeon master? on Wed, 28 Jan 2004 03:29:23 GMT]]>LOL, I can imagine Tom Baker as Treguard, I have to say, and I'm sure he'd lend Merlin a better interpretation than... some people.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18566https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18566Wed, 28 Jan 2004 03:29:23 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knew Knightmare dungeon master? on Wed, 28 Jan 2004 02:56:35 GMT]]>

Maybe Tom Baker would be useful as a role either as Merlin or Treguard. Sylvester McCoy could get to play one of the characters in the dungeon as well.

Ok now youv'e awoken The Doctor Who fan in me hows this for a line up of former Doctors in The dungeon.

Treagurd: Patrick Troughton

Merlin: Tom Baker

Grimaldine: Slyvetser McCoy.

Hordriss: William Hartnell

Rothenbery: Jon Pertwee

(I couldn't think of a role for Peter Davinson and the less I see of Colin Baker the better.)

(Sorry I know this is slightly off topic but I just couldn't resist.  ;D)

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18564https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18564Wed, 28 Jan 2004 02:56:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knew Knightmare dungeon master? on Wed, 28 Jan 2004 01:51:46 GMT]]>Sadly, I feel that Judge John Deed is a suitably ridiculous programme (like Midsomer Murders) to go on forever, so he would be tied up with that.

Maybe Tom Baker would be useful as a role either as Merlin or Treguard. Sylvester McCoy could get to play one of the characters in the dungeon as well.

Hey, and while they're at it, bring back Brother Mace.

And Ed....there was something I was going to say about him, but I've forgotten it. Probably just as well.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18563https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18563Wed, 28 Jan 2004 01:51:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knew Knightmare dungeon master? on Mon, 26 Jan 2004 23:38:32 GMT]]>How about Martin Shaw ("Judge John Deed") as Treguard? He'd still be a bit pricy, but not as much as Donald Sutherland.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18491https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18491Mon, 26 Jan 2004 23:38:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knew Knightmare dungeon master? on Mon, 26 Jan 2004 21:43:44 GMT]]>

Still overpriced though.

ETP, the gameshow equivalent of Woolworth's. Used to be cheap and nasty, but don't be fooled, he gave up being cheap years ago.

Yes, I doubt you'd ever get value for money with Edward Tudor Pole. Unless you blackmailed the showbiz elite by saying that unless they pay you handsomely you'll tell the world they're great chums with Ed. I think a lot would pay up just to avoid even the chance of such immense embarrassment!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18481https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18481Mon, 26 Jan 2004 21:43:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knew Knightmare dungeon master? on Sat, 24 Jan 2004 11:31:27 GMT]]>Still overpriced though.

ETP, the gameshow equivalent of Woolworth's. Used to be cheap and nasty, but don't be fooled, he gave up being cheap years ago.

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